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Ooooh lookie here

I share the sentiment with the person wrote the parody in honour to Deaky's legs ;)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen33.shtml

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Yeah, funny idea but I couldn't get through more than a minute of his MP3.

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I have one..but it requires a bit of knowledge of cricket...specifically Ian Botham.

Botham-ian Rhapsody

Performed by:

Freddie Flintoff - Vocals
Peter May – Lead guitar
Mark Taylor – Drums
John Dyson – Bass Guitar.


Is Beefy real life?
Is he just fantasy?
Caught in the gully
No escape from the umpire
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see..
I’m just a slogger, I need no technique
Because I’m hitting sixes, hitting fours, cutting past the slips
Anyway the ball swings doesn’t really matter to me, to me
Mama, just smashed a six
Went right down the ground, raised me bat to the crowd
Mama, I had just arrived
But now I’d gone and smacked the ball away
Mamaaaaaaa, ooh, didn’t mean to make you cry
If I’m not driving through the covers
Carry on; carry on, as though nothing really matters
Too late, I cut to point
Send shivers down my spine
Body’s aching in good time
Goodbye ev’rybody, I’ve got to go
Got to leave you all behind on 96*
Mamaaa, oooooh, I don’t want to hook
I sometimes get caught out from that shot
[Piano solo here/guitar solo]
I see a bearded, Beefy Botham.
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you sign an autograph
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
Gatting-leio (Gatting-leio) Gatting-leio (Gatting-leio) Gatting-leio, Figaro.
Magnificooooo, I’m just a slogger, no defense in sight for me
He’s just a slogger batting at number 3, spare him his wicket for his captain, you see.
Easy tonk, easy slog will you let me smash?
Bismillah, no! We will not let you smash!
Let him smash!
Bismillah! We will not let you smash!
Let him smash!
Bismillah! We will not let you smash!
Let me smash!
Will not let you smash!
Let me smash!
Never, never, never let you smash
Let me smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, let me go!
Beelzebub has a hundred put a side for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can bounce me and bowl beamers at me?
So you think you can bowl the odd ball I can not seeee?
Oooooooooh, Beefy! Can’t do this to us Beefy!
Just got to get out!
Just got to get bowled right outta here!
[Piano/Guitar Solo]
Yeah, yeah!

Nothing seems to work
You smash at everythin’.
Nothing really works
Nothing really works on yooooou.

Any way the ball swingggggggs.

*large gong is hit in the background…probably a drinking gong*

Some of it doesn't make sense but..who gives a rats?

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another one rides the bus ?? LOL

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Hey IGSM, thats very good, that would certainly bowl a maiden over.

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I wrote this. It's about Star Wars.

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CAST:

Chorus one: Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi, Lando Calrissian, Chewbacca, C-3PO, R2-D2, several Rebel Fighter Pilots

Chorus two: Darth Vader, Jabba the Hut, Boba Fett, Emperor Palpatine, Random Bounty Hunters and Storm Troopers

Grand Chorus: Everyone mentioned above.

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Grand Chorus: Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Blew up the Death Star,
And excaped from the enemy.
Luke don't need his eyes,
Luke flies through the skies,
You see?
Luke: I'm just a Jedi,
I use telepathy.
Because I'm Vader's son,
Leia's bro,
Little smart,
Little slow.
Han: "May the Force be with you," That's a lot of rubbish to me.
Boba: Money...

Han: Leia just hurt a man,
Said she loved another guy,
My heart's broken,
I could cry.
Leia, love had just begun,
But now it seems that all my love's in vain.
Leia: Honey, ooo, didn't mean to make you cry,
But Luke is not my boyfriend, he's brother,
Dearest Han, dearest Han, you are my only lover.

Ben: Go Luke,
My time has come.
Vader's not a real nice guy,
He is cranky all the time.
Good-bye everybody,
I've got to go,
But I'll see you all again in Star Wars 2.
Han: Boba, ooo, I don't wanna die,
Boba: You're just gonna decorate Jabba's wall!

Luke: I see a little carbon casto of a man.
Jabba: He is mine, he is mine, and you shall not have him!
Leia: Aliens are dancing, very, very frightening me!
Chorus one: It's Han Solo!
Chorus two: It's Han Solo!
Chorus one: It's Han Solo!
Chorus two: It's Han Solo!
Chorus one: It's Han Solo on the wall!
Chorus two: Maginifico!
Han: I'm just a poor boy,
Jabba really wants me.
Chorus two: He's not a poor boy,
He is worth good money!
He'll have to live in this monstrosity!
Boba: Captured Han,
Got the cash.
Han: Will you let me go?
Chorus two: That's rubbish,
No, we will not let you go!
Chorus one: Let him go!
Chorus two: That's rubbish,
We will not let you go!
Chorus one: Let him go!
Chorus two: That's rubbish,
We will not let you go!
Han: Let me go!
Chorus two: Will not let you go!
Han: Let me go!
Chorus two: Will not let you go!
Han: Let me go!
Chorus two: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Han: Oh Luke and Leia,
Luke and Leia
Please do make them let me go.
Boba: Jabba the Hut has some money put aside for me!
For me!
For me!

Vader: So you think you can beat me at lightsaber fights?
Luke: So you think to create me then leave me to die?
Oh, Father, can't do this to me Father!
I just gotta get out,
Just gotta get right out of here!

Boba: Money really matters,
Anyone can see,
Money really matters,
Money really matters to me.
Grand Chorus: May the Force be with you...

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LOL IGSM and Mona those are hilarious!