I wrote this. It's about Star Wars.
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CAST:
Chorus one: Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi, Lando Calrissian, Chewbacca, C-3PO, R2-D2, several Rebel Fighter Pilots
Chorus two: Darth Vader, Jabba the Hut, Boba Fett, Emperor Palpatine, Random Bounty Hunters and Storm Troopers
Grand Chorus: Everyone mentioned above.
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Grand Chorus: Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Blew up the Death Star,
And excaped from the enemy.
Luke don't need his eyes,
Luke flies through the skies,
You see?
Luke: I'm just a Jedi,
I use telepathy.
Because I'm Vader's son,
Leia's bro,
Little smart,
Little slow.
Han: "May the Force be with you," That's a lot of rubbish to me.
Boba: Money...
Han: Leia just hurt a man,
Said she loved another guy,
My heart's broken,
I could cry.
Leia, love had just begun,
But now it seems that all my love's in vain.
Leia: Honey, ooo, didn't mean to make you cry,
But Luke is not my boyfriend, he's brother,
Dearest Han, dearest Han, you are my only lover.
Ben: Go Luke,
My time has come.
Vader's not a real nice guy,
He is cranky all the time.
Good-bye everybody,
I've got to go,
But I'll see you all again in Star Wars 2.
Han: Boba, ooo, I don't wanna die,
Boba: You're just gonna decorate Jabba's wall!
Luke: I see a little carbon casto of a man.
Jabba: He is mine, he is mine, and you shall not have him!
Leia: Aliens are dancing, very, very frightening me!
Chorus one: It's Han Solo!
Chorus two: It's Han Solo!
Chorus one: It's Han Solo!
Chorus two: It's Han Solo!
Chorus one: It's Han Solo on the wall!
Chorus two: Maginifico!
Han: I'm just a poor boy,
Jabba really wants me.
Chorus two: He's not a poor boy,
He is worth good money!
He'll have to live in this monstrosity!
Boba: Captured Han,
Got the cash.
Han: Will you let me go?
Chorus two: That's rubbish,
No, we will not let you go!
Chorus one: Let him go!
Chorus two: That's rubbish,
We will not let you go!
Chorus one: Let him go!
Chorus two: That's rubbish,
We will not let you go!
Han: Let me go!
Chorus two: Will not let you go!
Han: Let me go!
Chorus two: Will not let you go!
Han: Let me go!
Chorus two: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Han: Oh Luke and Leia,
Luke and Leia
Please do make them let me go.
Boba: Jabba the Hut has some money put aside for me!
For me!
For me!
Vader: So you think you can beat me at lightsaber fights?
Luke: So you think to create me then leave me to die?
Oh, Father, can't do this to me Father!
I just gotta get out,
Just gotta get right out of here!
Boba: Money really matters,
Anyone can see,
Money really matters,
Money really matters to me.
Grand Chorus: May the Force be with you...
Inside my heart is breaking,
My make-up may be flaking,
But my smile still stays on.