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Posted: 07 Feb 04, 23:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is a fun little e-mail that my mother forwarded to me. Enjoy!



Sometimes when you have a stressful day/week, you need silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 07 Feb 04, 23:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Goober Chickenbuns.

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Posted: 07 Feb 04, 23:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Buttercup Gigglelips.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 07 Feb 04, 23:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's hot.

EDIT: vv That's not.

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Posted: 07 Feb 04, 23:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Snotty Bubblehead


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 01:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

snotty applechunks

or

snotty gizzardsquirt

I think mine are the funniest. hahahaaa

Love,
Mrs. G


I'm gonna make a mistake

I'm gonna do it on purpose

I'm gonna waste my time

'Cause I'm full as a tick

And I'm scratching at the surface

And what I find is mine ~F. Apple
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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 02:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Greasy Applelips

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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 02:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I only have 3 letters in my surname so I used the 2nd & 3rd letters:

Lumpy Gorillatush


Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 06:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lumply Liverchunks, god that's offal. Bum-bum.


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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 06:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tootie AppleButt... that's kinda kinky...hmmm




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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 06:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

poopsie applepants


'neununddreißig
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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 07:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tootie apple

I havent got a last bit cos my surname only has 3 letters LOL


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With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 09:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Loopy Liverfanny. hehe.

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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 11:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zippy Girdletush! :-D


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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 11:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yep, Rock Steady! ;-)


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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 11:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

loopy bananabuns


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I’ll fight like hell to hide that I’m giving up

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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 12:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Squeesit Applebiscuits
oooh lala! lol


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You can break down, I'll be behind you every day by day."
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Posted: 08 Feb 04, 23:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Loopy Cootietush!

Hehe this is cute!


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Posted: 09 Feb 04, 16:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Boobie Applemouth




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Posted: 10 Feb 04, 04:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

boobie girdlefanny...:)


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