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Posted: 11 Feb 04, 14:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 11 Feb 04, 14:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Very weird


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Posted: 11 Feb 04, 15:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SHe just wanted his pension.. lol


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Posted: 11 Feb 04, 19:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't even want to think about the wedding night.


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Posted: 11 Feb 04, 21:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I wonder if rigor mortis helped to consumate the marriage.


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 03:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

She'd be guaranteed a 'stiffy' that night though, don't you think?


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 05:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol!!


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 06:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 08:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"She'd be guaranteed a 'stiffy' that night though, don't you think?"
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I ain't gonna touch that, Flashman. That's cold, very c-c-c-o-l-d.........;-)

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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 11:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm... That's uhhhh...


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 12:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fucking weird


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 12:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That is crazy and, for that matter, rather gross. *cringes*

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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 15:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes. Perhaps Bush can use this as support for defence of marriage.

Stiffy? Oi, jeez.


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 15:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

urrghh Flashy.....but LOL!


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 17:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't get the "stiffy" joke. Can someone please explain it?

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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 18:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'Stiff' is also another term for corpse. Flashy was therefore making a play on words or a pun based on the fact that 'stiff' could be either a corpse or an erection.

That was a good one, can't believe I didn't think of it myself :-)


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 18:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just to throw you completely Dark - you are without doubt an absolute stiff.


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Posted: 12 Feb 04, 22:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You've thrown me off alright, Flashy


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Posted: 16 Feb 04, 17:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If I had to marry a dead guy, I guess it would be between Groucho Marx and Peter Cook...

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