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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 04:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In the new Maxim swimsuit issue (Feb. '04) they have 'Our all-time favorite tunes about masturbation.'

Queen isn't in the list, but the pic they use is one of Freddie where they have replaced his mic with a rubber chicken. And by the look on our hero's face, it rather does look like he would be 'choking the chicken'

Just a funny little thing for you guys to check out if you have the mag, or see it on the news stand.

I sure was surprised to see Fred in my favourite mag, just goes to show that he is still in the hearts and minds of more than just us.

Oh by the way, the caption on the pic was "We will cock you!"


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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 07:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

heh, or even two other titles..that don't really make sense now that I think about them.

'Don't Stop Me Now'
'You're my Best Friend'

*sigh* I'm foolish.


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...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 07:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"In the lap of the cocks"?
"I want to beat meat"?

*ashamed of my own foolishness*


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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 07:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Play the Game.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 09:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

About all of the titles from "Mr. Bad Guy" could apply. "Foolin' Around", "Man Made Paradise", "There Must Be More To Life Than This", "Living On My Own"...


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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 09:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was lazing on a Sunday afternoon when a flick of the wrist whilst attempting the fairy feller's master-stroke resulted in a misfire.

I said to myself "keep yourself alive, don't lose your head" so I began to fun it once more. "Ooh, you take my breath away..long away" I said to my great king rat.

What use to have them if you can't beat them?
Thanks to my staying power, in a flash I was coming soon again.

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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 11:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"don't wank so hard"

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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 13:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't laugh very often while reading this messageboard, and this thread is no exception. However, I did chuckle slightly at Deacon Fan's creativity - I never realized most of Queen's song titles could be applied to self-satisfaction.

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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 13:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I don't laugh very often while reading this messageboard, and this thread is no exception."

that made me move my face, i dont know if it was in disgust or satisfaction


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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 13:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Most likely disgust, I rarely satisfy anyone.

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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 13:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My brother subscribes to Maxim and showed me said picture the other day. I was going to scan it, but figured "Why?". LOL!


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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*begs* SCAN IT!

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Posted: 13 Feb 04, 17:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My girlfriend got mad at me for buying a Maxim magazine with Kathrine Heigl on the cover.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 14 Feb 04, 06:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Living On My Own" LOL


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