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Posted: 16 Feb 04, 06:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's been so long since we've had a Queen Fic here...

For those who don't know:
I write the beginning, like..5 sentences, then someone else writes what's happening next, in somewhat 5 sentences.

QZ style ;)






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Posted: 16 Feb 04, 06:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

6 AM, a new day, a new beginning.
Today was the day there would be a secret Queen gig.
The year was 1976, and Fred was about to get up.
Something heavy was restricting him however...


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Posted: 16 Feb 04, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

His newly achieved cat, called Thomas, was obviously used to sleeping in its owners bed. Not only that, but the fat cat had talked all of Freddie's ten pets into doing the same. What looked like one big, furry ball was keeping Freddie from standing up. Actually, it was keeping him from moving at all.




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Posted: 18 Feb 04, 05:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bri let his guitar mew sweetly, which made Freddie melt. They put him in the fridge as quick as they could


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Posted: 18 Feb 04, 05:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

then suddenly, Roger started to throw meatballs at Deaky.


"it's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you're not"

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Posted: 18 Feb 04, 10:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Then Deacky said...

if you want to play with balls, play with Brian's.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 18 Feb 04, 10:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

... and so he he did, with style and violence. "Hey, leave them alone," said Brian. I just had those Super sine enhance electro balls put on my guitar yesterday." "Sorry," said Roger, sheepishly. "That's ok, said Brian, with a warm loving smile, and he leaned over and...


*Mwah*
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Posted: 18 Feb 04, 14:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Great" shouted Jim Hutton, as he entered the room. "Now I can lick you all over! Woo Hoo!!"


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 18 Feb 04, 18:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This idea disturbed Brian greatly, so he pulled on the collar of Rog's shirt and pulled him outside the house, where they were immediately greeted by a disturbing sight...


God wants you to send me some money.



"Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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Posted: 18 Feb 04, 18:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake Britt's father, whose name escapes us, was making "love" to Freddie's Rolls Royce (in the exhaust pipe), and he stopped when he saw them looking at him, and explained that...

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Posted: 19 Feb 04, 13:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So Brian and Roger proceeded to kicking Jake's father's ass, and leaving him in the end with severely damaged testicles, which later led to our dumbass Jake Britt being born the way he was.

Anyway, after Brian and Roger finished kicking Jake's father's ass, Brian had an idea all off a sudden...

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Posted: 19 Feb 04, 16:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

..."let's go to Canada!" he exclaimed. "Why in the name of jesus fuck would we want to go there?" asked Roger. "We were just over a few weeks ago." "Yeah, but that arse kicking gave me an idea....


*Mwah*
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Posted: 20 Feb 04, 12:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Wrestling tag team?", moaned John. "I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing then."


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 20 Feb 04, 12:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"We can use 'We Will Rock You' as our theme!" Roger proclaimed. "Sure, Rog. Why don't we record several versions and pick the best one?" Brian said.
"Not a bad idea," Roger said, "Not a bad idea...."

('Tis would end up releasing each version as a single every two months several years from now)

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Posted: 23 Feb 04, 09:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but let's get some sexy young girls to record it with us..

fuck John he can stay at home and do nothing

soon as Brian and Roger landed in Canada
roger said..........


back off with your Megaton
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Posted: 23 Feb 04, 13:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Aaaaaaahhh!!! The fricken cold's got my curly hair all frozen up, it could fall to pieces!! Let's go to Rome instead!"
And so they did

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Posted: 23 Feb 04, 19:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But on their way there, they got an urgent call from John and Freddie saying that they had to go back because....


Total Blam Blam
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Posted: 23 Feb 04, 19:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Delilah had gotten crushed by a fallen toaster and needed to be sent to the vets. On their way back, Brian and Roger...

(Note: geez, am I the one writing half of the story already??)