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Posted: 16 Feb 04, 17:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Call me old fasioned, but I don't like paying income tax. I might have come up with a way for me to avoid paying it but it's probably full of holes.
Anyway, here goes.

instead of filling out an application form, I fill out a competition form.
Then I win a chance to work in the job of my choice. I am also paid expenses which just so happen to be the same as the basic monthly rate for said job.
What appears to be a salary is actually a prize and as such, cannot be taxed.

What kind of small print do I need to put on the bottom of the competition form?

fatty.

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Posted: 16 Feb 04, 18:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm... That seems like an odd plan Fatty...


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Posted: 16 Feb 04, 23:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Aren't prizes taxed? I mean, if you win a multi-million lotto, is it tax free?
You're on a roll tonight, Fatty. Either you're really bored or really drunk.

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Posted: 17 Feb 04, 08:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hmmm


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