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Posted: 27 Feb 04, 12:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

One of my staff recently had this e-mailed to them at the Towers. Needless to say I fired him, but I thought you might like to see. Apologies if you've seen it before. Blame him, not me:-

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." -- Alan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." -- Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." -- Camille, age 10

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
"Both don't want any more kids." -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Martin, age 10 (Chip off the old block.)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." -- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they're rich." -- Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." -- Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." -- Howard,age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to kiss my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." --Theodore, age 8

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" -- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." -- Ricky, age 10



FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 27 Feb 04, 12:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol aww

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Posted: 27 Feb 04, 13:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ROTFLMAO

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Posted: 27 Feb 04, 13:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fired him for what?.


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Posted: 27 Feb 04, 14:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO! aww


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Posted: 27 Feb 04, 14:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

""No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) "

Agree, very wise child!!


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Posted: 27 Feb 04, 14:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nah, heard em on a TV show, 4got the name, Kidz somin'!

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Posted: 27 Feb 04, 18:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bill Cosby used to host a show called 'Kids Say The Darnest Thing' in the U.S.

I guess this is from the UK version.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 28 Feb 04, 11:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Funny show.


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Posted: 28 Feb 04, 14:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol!!


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