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Posted: 28 Feb 04, 16:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is a list of things DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk:-

1. Specify
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

This is a list of things VERY DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk:-

1. Specificity
2. British constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

And these are IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:-

1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're really not my type.
4. No kebab for me, thanks.
5. Good evening officer, isn't it a lovely night?
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance - I have zero co-ordination.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street!
10. I must be going home now - I have work in the morning.

;)


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Posted: 28 Feb 04, 16:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're really not my type."

Those are impossible to say!!! Unbeliaveble :D

LOL


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Posted: 28 Feb 04, 16:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll keep those in mind when I am partying tonight! Hehe.

Makes me think... I'd better give the DD my boyfriend's numbers or else I might get stuck in Burlington. Damned Burlington. *shakes fist*

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Posted: 28 Feb 04, 16:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And NOW do you see why we shouldn't drink boys and girls?


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Posted: 28 Feb 04, 20:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Specificity"

Ah, bollocks - I can't even say that when I'm sober!!

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Posted: 28 Feb 04, 20:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The most difficult to say is to explain when you arrive at home why you come so drunk.


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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 04:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

im pissed now (sunday morning) awwwww my head hurts :(


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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 05:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Brian's Wig, same here:)) :// I'm never gonna drink again...


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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 07:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I cant say some of them when im sober lol


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With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 07:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That rotten bugger Flashman got me leathered again.

In fact I still can't open my eyes properly. Garn.


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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 07:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think I need a lie down.

Oh the pain, the pain.


Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".

Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 08:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I cant say some of them when im sober lol"
hehe awww

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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 09:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL


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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 10:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're really not my type.
4. No kebab for me, thanks.
5. Good evening officer, isn't it a lovely night?
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance - I have zero co-ordination.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street!
10. I must be going home now - I have work in the morning.>

lmao

Mex cannot say them at all!


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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 12:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's another one from my own personal experience - LOL

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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 17:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lol. Good Ones.


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Posted: 29 Feb 04, 20:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i'm durinks now! no more beer for me and tqueila fdor a few days, or maybe tomowrro2!


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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 06:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL


"I'm going up Buchanan Street

With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 06:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I now one thing easy to say when you are drunk: I love you, baby...



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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 11:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And NOW do you see why we shouldn't drink boys and girls?



No, Drinking is fun


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