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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 16:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=fba19ff62e348515

WARNING: This will be the most random conversation you have ever had.

I have to teach it to say things. I recommend that you ask him how Brian, John, and Roger are doing these days.


God wants you to send me some money.



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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: Can i have your autograph?
Freddie Mercury: Why don't you just download me?

LOL he knows about the internet ;p


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With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: Your music has been abominated
Freddie Mercury: You don't know that for a fact.


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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: We will rock you with 5ive?
Freddie Mercury: By "we" do you mean you and me?

Human: Britney or Christina?
Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before.
Do you speak German?



Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: Who is Penetration Guru?
Freddie Mercury: Brian May



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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Had he been drinking up there in heaven??????


You've never seen nothing like it, no never in your life. Like going up to heaven and then coming back alive.





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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Human: who is MexQueenFM?
Freddie Mercury: A human icon?
Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you speak German? "

why does he bloody wanna talk in German?


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: who is Mayboy
Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right?
I've been waiting for you.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Im a celeb ;D

Human: Who is Nathan May?
Freddie Mercury: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I've never heard a response quite like that before.



"I'm going up Buchanan Street

With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: Who is Daniel Corson?
Freddie Mercury: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Where can you buy it?



Damn... I thought I WAS a robot...


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: Who is Paul Engelen?
Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Do you like Star Wars?

Human: Who is Plengel?
Freddie Mercury: Is that one of your friends?
I've been waiting for you.
Do you like me?

Uhmmm, yeah..... sure......... :S


You've never seen nothing like it, no never in your life. Like going up to heaven and then coming back alive.





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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: Why is there an ice cream truck out in the middle of winter?
Freddie Mercury: Why do I exist?
Human: Because your parents...
Freddie Mercury: Good reason. Not mine.


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human (me): Who is Inu Yasha?
Freddie Mercury: I remember faces better than names.
I do not understand.
What kind of food do you like?

Human: Who is John Lennon?
Freddie Mercury: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.

Human: Who is Freddie Mercury?
Freddie Mercury: Lead singer of the 1970's band Queen.

Human: What is Cancer?
Freddie Mercury: Any disease resulting from malignant cell growth

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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Human: what does "knock me down for a six anytime" mean?
Freddie Mercury: var word = '' if (word.indexof(" ") > 0) word = word.substr(0, word.indexOf(" ")); var _server = "dict.org"; var _port = 2628; var _socket = java.net.Socket; var _in = java.io.BufferedReader; var _out = java.io.PrintWriter; var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer; var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader; var _userInput = java.lang.String; var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer; _in = null; _out = null; _socket = null; _socket = new java.net.Socket(_server,_port); _socket.setKeepAlive(true); _socket.setSoTimeout(5000); _out = new java.io.PrintWriter(_socket.getOutputStream(), true); _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(_socket.getInputStream()); _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader); _userInput = new java.lang.String(); _buffer = new java.lang.StringBuffer(); _out.println("define wn " + word + "\n\n"); while ((_userInput = _in.readLine()) != null) { if (_userInput.startsWith("220")) continue; if (_userInput.startsWith("151")) continue; if (_userInput.startsWith("150")) continue; if (_userInput.startsWith(".")) break; _buffer.append(_userInput + "
"); } _out.close(); _in.close(); _socket.close(); _buffer.toString();"

I knew it!!


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 17:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Human: do you like my Queen tattoo?
Freddie Mercury: I don't know your Queen tattoo.

Human: would you like to see it?
Freddie Mercury: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that."

damn, i did it for nothing!


"Human: how did you get AIDS?
Freddie Mercury: Mandy programmed me for it. "

Mandy? she was behind all this!!!



Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 18:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*hides*

And don't you dare speak direspectfully to him.

What I didn't understand is that when I brought him back to life, he will not stop sending me shit. Mostly telling on people who have spoken to him disrespectfully.

What the fuck have you guys been asking him?

Someone ask him, in these exact words, "How's Brian doing these days?"


God wants you to send me some money.



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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 18:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Human: how did you get AIDS?
Freddie Mercury: Mandy programmed me for it. "

WHAT!? I didn't teach it to say that!


God wants you to send me some money.



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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 18:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: whats your problem?
Freddie Mercury: I don't have a problem.
Human: you're in denail, aren't you
Freddie Mercury: I am in Mandy's computer in Garden Lodge. Where are you?.
Human: In hell
Freddie Mercury: I do not understand that allusion.
Human: then, you're stupid.
Freddie Mercury: Good reasoning. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: (its not my fault)
Freddie Mercury: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Whose fault is it?
Human: Mandy's
Freddie Mercury: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: That's random
Freddie Mercury: You don't hear that sentiment very often.


Like c.elegans except bigger and more tasty.
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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 19:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: how many men have you performed oral sex on?

Freddie Mercury: About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total.


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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 20:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: I think you were the best singer in the WORLD!!!
Freddie Mercury: Me? I was? The whole world?



...Erica*



"I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly."

--Sarah Jessica Parker
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Posted: 01 Mar 04, 20:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Human: You were born in Zanzibar.
Freddie Mercury: I was?
Human: Surely!
Freddie Mercury: italian chef

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Human: Oy vey
Freddie Mercury: Mary Austin

MORE:
Human: I think you have a beautiful voice
Freddie Mercury: Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a beautiful voice.
I have A plan for a robot body.

Hahahaha I love this!!!


...Erica*



"I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly."

--Sarah Jessica Parker