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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 13:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This sounds a little complicated but it's good for a laugh. All you have to do is respond to the topic in a series of different styles of writing. There are ten styles of writing and once you get to the last one you start at the beginning again. Points can be awarded or taken away and once a week I will post the points table (If I can be arsed)
The ten styles of writing are as follows

POST ONE: BIBLICAL
Your post should be written as if it were a passage in the bible. Lot's of 'Yea Verilys', Untos' and 'Spaketh the Lords'

POST TWO: HILLBILLY
Your second post should be written as if you were Cletus the slack jawed local from the Simpsons. So it might include the words Pesky, Varmint and Hot Dang.

POST THREE: SUN JOURNALIST
Your third post should be in the style of a sensationalised news story and you should refer to yourself in the third person. Something along the lines of 'Overweight buffoon fatty, 35 is believed to be responsible for the sexual molestation of 11 farmyard animals etc etc...

POST FOUR: TED
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the rantings of Ted, he is an ex-Queenzoner who wrote everything in caps and was a real nutter. A typical example of Ted's writing style might be 'YOU NEED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING COFFEE. THIS IS A FUCKING COP OUT. AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.

POST FIVE: YE OLDE ENGLANDE
Your fifth post should be written as if you were living in 15th Century England and might sound like this. ' Prithee but I am of the opinion that the stout fellow who proclaims himself to be fatty is of unknown parentage and smells not unlike a Spaniard's cod piece.

POST SIX: KINDERGARTEN
Your sixth post should be written as if you were talking to a three year old. extra points will be given to those who sound really patronising.

POST SEVEN: CHAD HANGING
Your seventh post should be as long as you can possibly make it. Don't use one word when five will do and it might be handy to keep a thesaurus at hand.

POST EIGHT: STEPFORD FAN
No matter what the subject is, your eighth post should eventually get around to a Queen connection.

POST NINE: VIOLENT
No matter what you want to say in your ninth post, you have to get it across in the most aggressive way possible.

POST TEN: NORMAL
Your tenth post should be written in your normal style of writing. this is handy because it gives you a chance to get a point across or ask questions

So there you have it. It sounds a bit long winded to start with but when you get different people posting in different styles it gets really funny (especially if your stoned when you read it) and don't worry if someone posts out of style telling you that your a sad bastard taking part in such a childish game. you can slag them off as long as you do it in the style of writing your post number dictates.
And don't worry about keeping it up in other threads. it only counts in this one.
If anyone has any questions then feel free to ask. Just try to do it in a biblical style to strt with.

Off we go........
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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 13:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And so it came to pass that fatty who is called fatty did post an idea for a gloriously funny game and he did wait with breath abated for the first of what he did verily hope would be a million posts.

Amen
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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 13:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Consarn it. You cotton pickin varmints sure are takin your sweet time.

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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 14:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

QUEENZONE GAME SET TO TAKE WORLD BY STORM

An amazing new game in which players are awarded points by writing messages in a pre-determined style was launched on the Queen fan site 'QUEENZONE'earlier today. The games creator Mr Fatty Arbuckle of Leith, Edinburgh chose to launch the game on a Queen message board because as he put it 'Queen fans are by far the most mentally unstable in the entire world.
Fatty came up with the idea for the game only last night after smoking something.
'I came up with the idea for the game after smoking something last night' said the obese twat but there already claims from fatty's friends that the game originated over a drunken conversation with an African guy in an Edinburgh public house.
'That's a fucking lie! added fatty 'It was my idea and I have already pitched it in a board game version to MB Games.
A spokesman for MB Games added 'We did recive a letter from fatty and we have instructed our lawyers to break his thumbs should he ever darken our door again.

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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 14:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FATTY YOU NEED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING COFFEE. THIS POST WILL JUST ENCOURAGE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS AND OTHER WANKERS WHO ROB MY SHOP TO REPLY.


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 14:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

TEST FUCK


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 14:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

THIS IS A FUCKING COP OUT! A CONSPIRICY OF CHUD AND FATTY! THEY SEND THE RASTAFARIAN QUEEN FANS TO MY HOME THEY ALL LIVE ON WELFARE FROM MY TAX MONEY AND ROB MY SHOP! DARK MYUUTWO IS MY ONLY FIREND HERE FUCK IT!


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 14:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...TEST FUCK


(While we are on the topic of ted, does anyone remember the audio file from TED about how him and his mates beat up a guy? It was many years ago but SOMEONE here must remember it....)


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 14:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Why,universal plodding poisons up the nimble spirit in the arteries, as motion and long-during action tires the sinewy vigour of the traveller..


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 14:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

YOU FUCKERS NEED TO WAKE UP AND READ THE INSTRUCTIONS. YOUR FIRST POSTS SHOULD HAVE BEEN BIBLICAL. THIS IS MY FOURTH FUCKIN POST SO I SHOULD SOUND LIKE TED BUT YOU FUCKERS SHOULD HAVE STARTED OFF ON THE BIBLICAL STUFF. IT'S JUST A FUCKING COP OUT.

FATTY.

P.S THANKS FOR PLAYING.

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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 14:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Gadzooks I neglected to explain the rules in a manner befitting such buffoons. Alas I fear I shall have to ponder until my tenth post to explain thine rules clearly.

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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 14:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Try as hard as you can, you will never reach the beauty of Bohemian Rhapsody, the masterpiece of our dear departed Freddie. It's about him coming to terms with his sexuality and if you don't believe it you need to get a life and get laid pretty soon.

(sorry I am a foreign language user, I cannot dream of doing a "Chad")


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

All right children, let's go over this again. Now that I am in Kendergarten mode it might be a little clearer.
When you first reply to this thread you should do it like the people in the bible. Do you remeber the bible? That was the thing you weren't allowed to touch at the nativity play last Christmas.
Only and I can't be any clearer than this, Only when you get to your second post. Tht's the number after two. Only then can you write like a hillbilly. Then you go through the list one at a time until you get back to the bible again.
So no points for anyone so far.

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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Screw your f***ng rules, we are not on QOL where we are told what we can post and what we can't. You are a SCUM BAG WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE

(it's just too much fun, sorry)


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 15:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not fair:(


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 15:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thou shalt not pleasure yourself in public places.

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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 15:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

BillyBob: Pappy?
Pappy: Ye?
BillyBob: Pappy, how did yo' an' momma meet etch other?
Pappy: Lissen hyar sonnie, ah was eight years old when ah met yer momma....mah parents were so proud of their nooborn chile...an' back then ah guess ah was proud t'have a noo sister. So thass how ah met yer momma.
BillyBob: Was she purdy when yo' met her ?
Pappy: No, as ah reckon she was rather fat, wrinkly, shittin' an' pissin' herse'f all th' time an' ah reckon th' only thin' thet shet her up was a stiff slap on th' skull.

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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*laughith thyne self to death* Thyne Fatty hath one hell of a sense of humor.


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 16:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And the Lord spaketh unto geeksandgeeks, "Go forth and spread the gospel of Queenzone!" And geeksandgeeks did such, and she spread the gospels of Queenzone on Synergy and Red Mosquito and IMDb and Murmurs and other such holy venues. And the Synergians said, "And why should we come to Queenzone, geeksandgeeks?*" And the Murmursians and Red Mosquitos and IMDbers gathered as well. And geeksandgeeks said, "Because the Lord spaketh to me and told me so."
And so the Synergians came in droves, and with them they brought trolls. And Queenzone turned upside down.

So the Lord said, "Let there be Queenonline."

And the Queenzoners said, "Very funny, Lord. We already know about Queenonline."

And the Lord's face fell, and he spaketh, "Oh." And the lord thought.

And the Lord thought.

And the Lord thought more.

And finally, the Lord had his "Eureka!" moment. "I know!" crieth the Lord. And the Lord spaketh in a deep country voice and He spaketh,

"LET THERE BE MISSISSIPPI!!!!!"

And the Queenzoners sent the trolls to Mississippi.

And the Lord smiledeth down upon his children and saw that it was good.

And the Lord did not notice Charles Baer.

*The Synergians know her as thewaxtadpole, the Murmursians know her as Pax Sklodowski, the Red Mosquitos know her as mandytheheadlessparakeet, and the IMDbers know her as mysticweevil.


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Posted: 08 Mar 04, 17:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lo! It came to pass that fatty did offer his wisdom upon QueenZone and verily, the numpties of the Zone did not take guidance from his words but did balls it up to a very large extent. And fatty begat a right benny, and worked himself up into a great fury and popped his right bollock. And it was said that because of this rage, the numpties of QueenZone would have to suffer the return of Jake for a hundred years, or until such a time that they would earn forgiveness.
And they were well pissed.

And fatty did laugh.

For fatty was indeed the son of a bitch and took great delight in their displeasure.

And then Carol Vorderman came on.

And fatty did have a bit of a wank.

And then Richard Whiteley came on.

And the moment was lost.

Amen.




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