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Posted: 09 Mar 04, 23:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

According to an old Japanese scroll,called the legend of Herai, Jesus wasn't crucified. Apparently his brother, Isukiri, took his place at Golgotha. Jesus fled to Japan, got married, and had two daughters. Astonishingly, Jesus died in Japan, and his gravesite is a popular tourist attraction in Japan.

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http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/world/DailyNews/japan010123_jesus.html

http://metropolis.japantoday.com/tokyotravel/tokyojapantravel/3523/tokyojapantravelinc.htm

Interesting, isn't it?




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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 01:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If Jesus was shot instead of crucified, would people wear a gun around their neck instead of a cross? What about lethal injection?


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 04:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now this I like, strangly I find it more likely than anything I've ever read or heard from the bible.

I love it Jesus flees the scene and sets up home in Japan, you know stranger things have happened.

Here's something to think about (on a totally different subject but as we are thinking lateraly)

Imagine a world where TV is invented and comes to your house via a cable, one day a guy invents something that can transmit the image through the air and we all rush out to buy these new 'ariels' suddenly we all think to ourselves, how did we manage with that silly cable, what a fantastic idea why did nobody come up with this before?

Strange how the world works isn't it!


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 07:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Good one Togg :)

If that guy can just invent the ultimate super-powered antenna that works through heavy trees and is crystal clear out to the very edge of the city limits, I'd buy it :-P

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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i'm with lucy... this is absolutely stupid


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 08:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hie, hie...
Of course now we'll have devots spitting on this thread, hie, hie...
Still- interesting thing... not that I care...

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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 08:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

indeed....


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 10:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Hie, hie...
Of course now we'll have devots spitting on this thread, hie, hie...
Still- interesting thing... not that I care...
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I'm not a messiah,I'm just a very naughty boy...!"

lol! That sure fits well with your signature. ;)






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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 11:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bullshit!

Everybody knows that Jesus died crucified after being betrayed by Peter (not Judas) during the last supper. Peter was bribed by the Romans to turn in Jesus, and then Peter himself plot a consipiracy against Judas for betrying Jesus. The Romans and the Jews accused Jesus of running a prostitution ring with Mary Magdalene, when in fact he was spreading the word that he was the son of God through his website. Pilate tried to uncover the truth about the whole incident but was given an offer he couldn't refuse.


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 11:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What MR.Jingles said.
I'm not really positive if he died on the cross, in my Translation of the "Holy Scriptures" it said Tree.

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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 11:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ah well,
Whatever people want to believe in is fine,
my mate is Hindu, that confuses me a wee bit, i'm interestead in every ones opinion in Religion.

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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 11:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Religion is just emotional and financial blackmail.


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 12:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<<"Hie, hie...
Of course now we'll have devots spitting on this thread, hie, hie...
Still- interesting thing... not that I care...
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I'm not a messiah,I'm just a very naughty boy...!"


""lol! That sure fits well with your signature. ;)"">>

:) THAT'S WHY I DON'T CARE...;)

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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 14:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL, that theory is so funny


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 15:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ah...ooooooookay. Got it.

ABC, put the joint down, give me the gun, and back away from the vodka.

Now, everyone knows that Jesus died on a cross, while a chorus of creepy people laughed their heads off, and he screamed "I am thirsty!!!" about twenty times. (It's like, dammit, get him some water already.) And he died to the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber.

If you don't get the joke, don't ask, I don't feel like explaining.


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 16:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"And he died to the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber."

What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening!


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 16:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm sure Fatty knows the real whereabouts of said Messiah what with having tracked down that Freddie bloke and all.


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 16:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Under Pressure - why should you want to know? ;)

If fatty knows the whereabouts of said Messiah, iI'm not so sure I want to know them.


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Posted: 10 Mar 04, 20:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey hey hehehe

This is only a legend it doesn't mean that's true :P

Still this is very interesting, it throws over to the many conspiracy theories that The Bible has.


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Posted: 11 Mar 04, 05:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Bullshit!

Everybody knows that Jesus died crucified after being betrayed by Peter (not Judas) during the last supper"


Bullshit, Everybody knows Jesus didn't excist


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