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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 16:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I found a list of these in one of my books. If anyone has any to add to the list, feel free. These are all real towns, but not all of them are incorporated, so you won't find them on a map.

Some of the better ones, in no particular order:

-Muck, Alabama
-Eek, Alaska
-Chicken, Alaska
-Toad Suck, Arkansas
-Bee, Nebraska
-Worms, Nebraska
-Papa, Hawaii
-Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
-Typo, Kentucky (that must be where I'm from...)
-Hopeulikit, Georgia
-Santa Claus, Georgia
-Bitch Lake, New York
-Bitch Creek, Idaho
-Bitch Mountain, Idaho
-Why, Arizona
-Poopout Hill, California
-ZZYZX, California
-Hell, Michigan
-Quigglesville, Pennsylvania
-Psycho, Maine
-Hoo Hoo, West Virginia
-God, Washington
-Jesus, Washington
-Good Luck, Kentucky

Anyone know any others?


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 16:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There's a Paradise, Pennsylvania, but in order to get there you need to go through Blue Ball and then Intercourse.

I wish I was kidding.

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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 16:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh my God - I wish you were, too.


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 16:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hold on a minute, I put this in the personal forum, why is it here?


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 16:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We have a Climax here in Kansas. Best I could find.

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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 17:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Monkey's Eyebrow, KY


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 17:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"big lick nc

always liked that one"

*snicker*


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 17:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

big lick nc

always liked that one


i got a way with the boys on my block.. :-)

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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 17:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

One of the State Parks in Kentuck is called "Big Bone Lick." Surely a favourite destination of men throughout the midwest, and the world.

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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 18:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mianus, not sure exactly where it is, but it was immortilized in Jackass.


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 20:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's in Connecticut.


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 20:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There's also an Intercourse in Alabama.


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 20:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In Webster, MA, there's a Lake Chargoggagoggamanchauggauggagoggchaubunagungamugg.

California used to have:

Murderers Gulch
Guano Hill
Chucklehead Diggings
Delerium Tremens
Whiskey Diggings
You Bet
Chicken Thrief Flat
Poker Flat
Git-Up-And-Git
Dead Mule
One Eye
Hell-out-for-Noon City
Puke
Shitbritches Creek

Other places out West that used to be:

Tombstone, AZ
Cripple Creek, CO
Whiskey Dick Mountain, WA
Dead Bastard Peak, WY
Two Tits, CA
Shit-House Mountain, AZ

In Lunenburg County, VA there was a Fucking Creek, and a Tickle Cunt Branch.

North Carolina had a Coldass Creek, and there's still Sugar Tit, KY.

And finally (I think these all still exist today):

Who'd A Thought It, AL
Eek, AK
Greasy Corner, Toad Suck, Turkey Scratch, AR
Zyzx Springs, CA
Two Egg, FL
Zook Spur, What Cheer, IA
Rabbit Hash, Bug, OK, KY
Bald Friar, Number Nine, MD
Teaticket, MA
Sleepy Eye, Dinkytown, MI
Tightwad, Peculiar, Jerk Tail, MO
Hot Coffee, Goodfood, MS
Wynot, NE
Brainy Boro, Cheesequake, NJ
Rabbit Shuffle, Stiffleknee Knob, Shoofly, NC
Knockemstiff, Pee Pee, Lickskillet, Mudsock, OH
Bowlegs, OK
East Due West, SC
Yell, Bugscuffle, Gizzards Cove, Zu Zu, TN
Bugtussle, Chocolat Bayou, Ding Dong, Looneyville, Jot 'Em Down, Cut And Shoot, Goodnight, Humble, Oatmeal, TX
Lick Fork, Unthanks, Tizzle Flats, VA
Humptulips, Shittim Gulch, WA
Superior Bottom, WV
Embarrass, WI

And of course there's the Grand Teton mountains in Wyoming, where you have a National Park named after some huge mammaries.


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 20:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lmao!! I find this all very amusing


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 21:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Penistone, Yorkshire.

Sorry, you had to be there.


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 21:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

heres some useless info on hell MI it use to be that you had to go on highway 666 to get there they also have a hell bike a thon that some one died on. hell from what i ahve heard is a reall nice place
Paradise MI is not as nice of a place i have been there (i am from MI)


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Posted: 12 Mar 04, 23:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm aware Australia is a long way from America but there is a creek in the Outback called 'No Name Creek'

Of course I drank it.


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Posted: 13 Mar 04, 09:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My girlfriend's sister visted this town called Intercourse in Pennsylvania.

She bought a shirt that says...

I LOVE INTERCOURSE

It seems to be the best selling souvenir from the town.


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Posted: 13 Mar 04, 10:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"We have a Climax here in Kansas. Best I could find."

LOL!!


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Posted: 13 Mar 04, 10:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love these! But I still find myself falling out ofmy chair every time I read about Hoo Hoo, WV.


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