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Posted: 13 Mar 04, 22:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now that I have your attention... This is merely a mundane question about the Crossroads Guitar Festival.

Does anyone know which day(s) Brian is playing? There doesn't appear to be any specific information on Queenworld or BrianMay.com, and I thought someone on here might have heard.

Thanks in advance!



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Posted: 13 Mar 04, 22:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

how dare you catch my attention in that way. Not only is that a fucking lame attention getter, it is really offensive. I am a catholic, so maybe that is it. but it is still very offensive. Im disappointed in you, even though i dont know you


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Posted: 13 Mar 04, 23:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Guitar Hero...Brian will be performing on Sunday of the festival...


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Posted: 13 Mar 04, 23:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh yeah and tickets went on sale today..


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 02:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 02:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh and also...who cares if Jesus is gay...


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 02:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

its not wheather he is gay or not, its the fact that he would put such an attention getter


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 02:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've heard he was gay too :P


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 03:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well I don't know,you said that it was offensive,your words really.So doesn't it sort of means that it's wheither he was gay or not.

Gerli...well it could be true :s,but he suposedly had some 'wild' aventures with some prostitutes.The man was a playa',hehehe.


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 03:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Saying Jesus was gay is like saying Tinky Winky/Thomas the Tank Engine/Bert and Ernie were gay - just silly stuff that nobody can prove but yet upsets people anyway.
Anyway, I heard that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene...(who btw wasn't a prostitute but a priestess. Magdalene is a title of leadership but she was reworked to be a prostitute in subsequent chauvenistic eras)


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 04:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think its better to prove if he actually existed than to speculate on his sexuality.


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 04:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and Teletubbies are gay :P Or at least one of them. See for yourself :P - http://www.cmsa.wmin.ac.uk/~alison/tubby.jpg
http://www.jokesandpictures.com/cleanjokes/tubbies.jpg


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 04:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jesus is a cunt.


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 09:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"it is really offensive. I am a catholic, so maybe that is it"

If you don't believe it's true, then it shouldn't offend you, period! Most sane people don't take everything so literally. If you believe something in your heart, then some ridiculous comment on a noticeboard shouldn't get in the way of that. If your church or faith teaches you to be strong, then keep doing it, and don't let crap like this get to you.

But again, the question will always remain, do you believe it because you want to believe it, or do you believe it because your church told you it's a good idea?

But anyhoo, I guess I accomplished what I set out to do... rattle up a few people, and then teach this little lesson, but only to those who want to hear it, of course. Many won't see the lesson until the afternoon because they're busy at mass, being told they're unworthy and that they have their week's worth of sin to clense from their unclean souls.

"I think its better to prove if he actually existed than to speculate on his sexuality"

It doesn't need proving. There are books full of sayings and parables of the historical Jesus... which are quite different than the Jesus that the bible wants us to know. The "god made flesh" Jesus that Christianity has told us all about is quite different than the historical Jesus, the teacher who was just a regular ordinary guy.

Thanks NoOneButYou for the info, btw. :)



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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 10:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 10:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was going to post a long, satirical rant here, but I've decided not to be daring and instead am going to post, "Good show, Guitar Hero. Some people will never get the sticks out of their asses."

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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 10:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dito


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 16:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Notice that nobody's answered the original question.


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 16:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Never mind. Teaches me for only selectively reading.


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Posted: 14 Mar 04, 16:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know a Jesus that's way, he goes by Josefina, i'm just glad You didn't say "Jesus Christ is gay" that would have offended me


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