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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 15:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As I mentioned it's my birthday Saturday and I will be turning 17. So I just thought it might be fun to post what you would give me if you were buying me a present and maybe what you would give someone else as well! Let me just say right now that I would give Flashman some plaid knee socks (with legs in them) lol!


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 15:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh thank you! You are smart - violin strings cost a lot!


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 15:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I will give you what every sane gal wants:-

X

Flashy's patented 'Kiss That Don't Miss'.


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 15:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

awwww!


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I would chain you to the stove...until you would get your mind on to something that DOESN'T have to do with sex."

i would do the same, i hate people that think about sex 24/7 *whistling*


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 16:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I would chain you to the stove...until you would get your mind on to something that DOESN'T have to do with sex.

And as an extra present, you get the cake that is inside the stove.

:p"

ROTFLMAO!!! Brilliant...


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 16:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Just don't look in the mirror, whatever you do, Mex..."

I've been avoiding that, i don't know why, but i tend to break them with my image....


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 16:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I promise I don't think about sex all the time! I also love cake and music (duh) and Scotland and lots of other things and the only reason you guys think I do is because all the peeps on queenzone are so perverted as to bring out the worst in me! *looks at MexQueen accusingly*

ps I would give you a steamer miss james lol


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 19:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey Manda! How was work?

*hijack*


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 19:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"*looks at MexQueen accusingly*"

oh, ok, blame everything at the handsome guy...
i've changed, really, well for now anyways


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 19:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Glad to hear it! And, You're welcome!:D Did they compensate you yet? Because if not, My offer still stands.;)


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 16 Mar 04, 20:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well Happy Future Birthday then :D


When you open your heart to a smooth operator...
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Posted: 17 Mar 04, 06:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My present would be a week of holyday in Italy.


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Posted: 17 Mar 04, 12:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

To Miss James: I did not say I am completely innocent, I just don't think about sex all the time. After all it is hard to always think about something you have never done or come close to doing! ...you're welcome. Steamers come in handy. You should buy one!

To MexQueenFM: Oh sure, you've reformed, I see. So have I! I hearby swear that I will not say the word "sex" on here for an entire week! Just to prove it!


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 17 Mar 04, 14:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know the perfect present for you...
A Franken-Furter blow up doll with enhanced genitalia.

P.S. What kind of "steamers" are you guys talking about? I hope it's not what I'm thinking.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 17 Mar 04, 19:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"To MexQueenFM: Oh sure, you've reformed, I see. So have I! I hearby swear that I will not say the word "sex" on here for an entire week! Just to prove it!"

Good! i wouldn't last a day....


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 18 Mar 04, 13:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


What would the present be?? Hm, lets see....;)) Would a lazing on a sand beach on our beautiful Adriatic sea do? And all our guys from QZ could serve you, and Mex would probably volunteer to do a stiptease for you when ever you want:))


Give me a good guitar, and you can say that my hair's a disgrace, oh, just find me an open car - I'll make the speed of light out of this place...
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Posted: 18 Mar 04, 13:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"aMex would probably volunteer to do a stiptease for you when ever you want:))"

best gift ever!!


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 18 Mar 04, 16:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Oh, don't be so self sattisfied, you old slag;)))


Give me a good guitar, and you can say that my hair's a disgrace, oh, just find me an open car - I'll make the speed of light out of this place...
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Posted: 18 Mar 04, 20:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Oh, don't be so self sattisfied, you old slag;)))"

I'm just being honest :)


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan