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Posted: 19 Mar 04, 20:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lmao! that is so funny. i love to babysit. sometimes, they are too full of energy, to where when you see them your tired! lol. but nonetheless i love to babtsit, and i get good money, but its so worth it.


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Posted: 19 Mar 04, 20:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thats adorable Alli! Little kids are SO much fun!


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Posted: 19 Mar 04, 21:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That young whippersnapper Cole sounds like a young Flashman. May the Lord have mercy on our souls.


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Posted: 19 Mar 04, 22:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:D Alli, those conversations are awesome. I love kids. Those convos remind me of the stuff kids at the library I help out with stuff at say. great stuff, I miss that innocence but great knowledge I had back then.


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 00:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"and you could buy me some Barbie clothes!"


Lol.


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 01:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As always Manda, I love hearing about your adventures with the kiddlings! Thanks for posting these! You should put up some more, They're great fun! I think you told me that last one last weekend... Yeah... Yeah, you did! Anyway, this was quite a refreshing topic! I'm sure as long as you're working with children, You'll never run out of stuff like this! And I for one will look forward to hearing them! :D


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 08:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! awww cute :)


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Me: Cole, we just came inside and now I need to do the chores.
Cole: But Trisha always lets us go outside!"

This "somebody always let's us do things" -thing is so popular among my pupils (14-15 yrs) as well, so it's not just a kiddie thing. Always as hilarious, though. For example:

A pupil: Can't we end the lesson earlier today?
Me: No, we cannot, we've got plenty of important things to go through
A pupil: But you ALWAYS let us end earlier on Fridays!
Me: *Ignores* (since it has only happened twice during the whole year...)


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 11:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's a treasure of mine...

Talking to a fellow musical cast member's little brother, Kevin. I think he's four.

(Background info: Musical version of the Ugly Duckling. This kid's older brother is Ugly. I'm the gorgeous duck who disses him. This is right after act one, during intermission.)

Kevin: How come you were mean to my brother?
Mandy: That was just the script, I wasn't actually being mean to him.
Kevin: You said he was ugly.
Mandy: I Was supposed to.
Kevin: Why?
Mandy: Because it was in the script.
Kevin: What's a script?

I can't wait till he gets to mid school...


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 11:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh that's sooo cute!!!!!! I love it!!! YOu should post more!!! lmao@Sir Archie Leach!


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 13:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's a classic conversation I had one day with my 8 year old:

Daughter: It's a shame you and Dad don't have sex anymore.
Me: Why do you say that?
Daughter: Because no babies have come.
Me: Well I take tablets to stop the babies coming.
Daughter: That's not how it works.
Me: Is it not? How does it work then?
Daughter: Daddy puts plastic on his willy, thats how it works.

Unable to find a decent answer I just fell about laughing.


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 14:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Glad that you all enjoyed them! I was thinking of posting some more, so if you all would like to read them, I'll put some more up that I can remember. :^)"

You soooooo need too! :D


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 15:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

cute :) :)


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 15:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!!! "my mom got re-pregnant!" LMAO! Hoooo... Kids... I tell ya... That last one was great too. ;p


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 15:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lol, aawwwww, sweet:)) They are such a laugh:)) Please please please put some more:)


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 16:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

awww lol! Those are unbelievably great. :D I love the re-pregnant one and the one about "the strange man getting into your car"


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Posted: 20 Mar 04, 16:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

kids, always great for laughs, great posts miss j


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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 13:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol, can't wait till i get me own! Thats very cute

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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 13:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Children... I don't know how people can stand them, frankly.

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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 13:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nice roasted.


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