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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 14:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Q. What is a Stepford Fan?
A. A Stepford Fan is essentially someone who thinks Queen can do no wrong.

Q. Who came up with the name Stepford Fan?
A. The phrase was coined by Gordondoburstingfoam, a glaswegian Queen fan who used to be a member of the old Official Queen Fan Club Bulletin Board, Queenrocker and even posted here for a short while. The phrase comes from an old film called 'The Stepford Wives' in which a small American community was populated by subserviant women who existed only to serve their husbands.

Q. What sort of things might a Stepford Fan have in their collection?
A. Apart from everything Queen has ever released on vinyl, tape, compact disc, video and DVD, a typical Stepford will also own a Queen ashtray, a Queen duvet cover, a Queen screwdriver and socket set, a Queen home pregnancy testing kit and in the most extreme cases a copy of Greatest Hits 3.

Q. Who is the worst Stepford Fan?
A. There is a guy in Holland who I shall not name but he takes fan worship to a level that is just plain creepy. Freddie VTB is a well known bootlegger who simply cannot abide the thought of someone questioning the artistic integrity of Queen and can, if challenged become aggresive and hostile.

Q. So it's Freddie VTB then, is it?
A. DOH!

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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 14:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"a Queen home pregnancy testing kit"
LOL!!



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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 14:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO, Fatty you're one of the reasons I like coming here :)

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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 15:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! :-D




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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 16:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

great...

and I can laugh extra hard for not living in Holland.. what a relieve :)




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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 16:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A guy in Holland that takes fan worship to a level which is just plain creepy...............................I CANNOT AGREE MORE!


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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 16:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

owning GH3 and pregnancy test!! HAHAHAHAH hey i own a freddie wash cloth...is that stepford-ish?

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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 16:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh God...I have a Freddie doll....

(feels very Stepford-ish right now)


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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 16:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Oh God...I have a Freddie doll....

(feels very Stepford-ish right now)"

- we will let you away with that Janet, as long as the doll in question is neither life-sized nor inflatable.


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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 17:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Neither of the above...~giggle~!


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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 19:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL fatty!!


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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 21:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, Fatty... You are such a jokester... :p

"Queen home pregnancy testing kit and in the most extreme cases a copy of Greatest Hits 3."

I have them both... The test was positive. :'( I'm too young to be a mothe....er... father... ;')


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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 22:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

a Queen home pregnancy testing kit


hahahahaha :-D


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Posted: 21 Mar 04, 23:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Good one! I have Queen coasters am i a stepford as well?


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Posted: 22 Mar 04, 01:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And I have a Freddie keychain. So shoot me.


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Posted: 22 Mar 04, 05:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've got a Queen fridge magenet!!

Am I a Stepford?

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Posted: 22 Mar 04, 08:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Spooky! I came here today to ask what a stepford is, and the first thing see is this topic.

Thanx fatty for reading my mind. :)


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Posted: 22 Mar 04, 08:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What's wrong with a Queen screwdriver......?

Good one, fatty:)

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Posted: 22 Mar 04, 14:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ive got a statue of Freddie with I made when I was 16 for my Art exam, I really should throw it away! its shite!


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Posted: 22 Mar 04, 15:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote




let me out of this cheap B movie