I had the funnest time Thursday, I just started talking to this random guy in a trench coat in Walmart and I got his number and now we're sort of friends I guess! It was so cool! I know it's not the sort of thing one's parents would recommend but neither is Queen, in my case!
Walmart is the place to shop for a guy
You can get one for free you don't have to try
Go to the clothes section pull him 'neath a rack
You roll on the floor and the price will Roll Back
Freak out little ol' ladies in tupperware hallways
Walmart for hot guys We Sell For Less Always!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.
-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist