As spokesman for the official Queen Stepford Party I must stress our disappointment at the rantings of certain members of the Queenzone fraternity. The appearance of FAQ's regarding the age, sexuality, offspring of band members and especially 'does Brian fart in the bath' are most disturbing. Leave this to the gutter press and 'knuckle dragging Sun readers'.
As Brian, Roger and John check this site everyday we feel it is inappropriate for such vulgar and contentious writings to appear. Brian particularly loves his fans and will do anything to keep them happy, especially cheap tickets for 'We Will Rock You', still the hottest ticket in town and the best musical ever (our words not Brian's).
Please, please, please remember every attack on Brian, Roger, John and the musical delays any box sets for months if not years (Brian's words not ours).
One last point, John has requested no mention of lap-dancing, pole dancing or gash in face should ever be mentioned on these pages again or else he will duet with Sting.
Thanks in anticipation
Sir Archie Leach
(Spokesman for the official QSP).
Get your tickets for the Garden Lodge Open Day now!
But would prefer if you got them for the musical.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".
Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".