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Posted: 24 Mar 04, 15:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As the more observant of you may have noticed (fat chance), me and my good pal and fellow two-time 'QueenZoner Of The Year' winner Sir Archie Leach, the old rascal, are off to Amsterdam this Friday for a good old fashioned knees-up Dutch style, and I don't mean tulips and clogs.

I'll just let you catch your breath after that unnecessarily long sentence.

Suffice to say, our knees will not be the only thing in the 'up' position over the weekend.
Not looking forward to the flight though, it just ain't natural. Always a nervous flyer is poor Flashy. The old iron-bird in the sky. 'Brace yourselves, she's off!'. Gripping onto the chair arms in sheer terror, checking the faces of the hostesses, making sure they're not shitting themselves. That ain't Flashy's cup of hash-cake. Put a tame piece of totty in front of me, or even a feisty one, and my hand is steady and sure. The odds are in my favour you see: I'm in control and let's face it, what bit of skirt in their right mind could turn down old Flash? Not many, I dare say. Some of them are nuts, mind. You know who you are.
But stick me in a plane and watch my innards quiver and hear my bowels quake. It becomes distressing for everyone.

Anyroad, I've lost my thread now. Oh aye, Amster-damn my eyes!

So anyone got any tips? I fancy a bit of Swedish myself.


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Posted: 24 Mar 04, 16:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Take me please! I feel a pang for my true homeland :,(


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Posted: 24 Mar 04, 17:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You know I'd take you anytime, my dear Synthia.


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Posted: 24 Mar 04, 17:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ah, Flashy, you're just a week too late, otherwise you could have visited the Huishoudbeurs in the Amsterdam RAI.


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Posted: 24 Mar 04, 17:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hope I ain't missed out on a free pint, Plengel.
I won't sleep tonight if I have.


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Posted: 24 Mar 04, 22:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tact isn't your strongpoint.

Flashman, you have yet to damn my eyes.

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Posted: 25 Mar 04, 03:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've damned them plenty Lester, you old ruffian.
By the way, would you like me to put in a good word for you with that iGSM sort? A word from Flashy is worth two in the bush, they reckon.


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Posted: 25 Mar 04, 11:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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I hope you catch a social disease you rottern heartless bastard. Go fuck yourself!!


Oh my God. Erm, well I don't know has gone on to make Psyche Star say that but....that's not very attractive.



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Posted: 25 Mar 04, 13:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Go to the Banana Bar, you'll enjoy it. Psyche Star (aka Bunny Boiler) is bitter and twisted and a little disturbed. One of these "love me, love me LOVE ME" kind of people if you don't "love her" she throws her dolly out of the pram.




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Posted: 25 Mar 04, 14:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I shall indeed visit the Banana Bar and I will have one in your honour Banquo, my lad.

It ain't a gay bar, is it?
I don't need fellers turning me down as well as women.


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Posted: 25 Mar 04, 14:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Psyche Star (aka Bunny Boiler)"

LOL


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Posted: 25 Mar 04, 15:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Its not a gay bar trust me, well it wasn't last time I went.


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Posted: 25 Mar 04, 18:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Toodle pip old chums.

If I should end up with my finger in a dyke indefinitely I hope you'll remember your old cohort Archie and think he wasn't a bad chap, pretensions of grandeur maybe, but a good sort nonetheless.


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Posted: 25 Mar 04, 19:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you end up with a finger in a dyke, you will certainly be in the wrong bar!

Have a great time.


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Posted: 26 Mar 04, 02:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cheers Bob. Don't forget that you're in charge while we're away.

Lunatics and asylums, what?


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Posted: 26 Mar 04, 02:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay Flashy, old bean. Just drop the keys through my letterbox on your way to Holland, I'll make sure this place is locked up and everyone is in bed by 10pm.


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Posted: 26 Mar 04, 04:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Lisser

For the record there are some rather infantile folk here who enjoy nothing more than a good bit of pack mentality and hound on anyone that one or other of the tribe leaders feel need a kicking.

Sadly it's rather like watching a mad max film sometimes, anyway take what they have told you about Psyche Star with a pinch of salt, she was treated extremely poorly by several people and although I'm sure she'd be the first to admit she doesn't suffer fools gladly, she didn't deserve the kicking she got.

That being said you will find a lot of genuine folk here that like to have sensible and intelligent discussions about Queen and life, they just take a bit of finding.

Enjoy QZ before it explodes!


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Posted: 26 Mar 04, 06:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Why would anyone want to boil a cute lil' bunny?


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Posted: 26 Mar 04, 06:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Actually they are rather good with a bit of sage and onion.


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Posted: 26 Mar 04, 06:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have had the pleasure of trapping, skinning & cooking a rabbit. It's quicker and not so messy to get one from a butcher!


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