Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their big habits
partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in
an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to
Utah... there are only 100 Nuns living there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana there are
only 50 Nuns living there."
The third guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Idaho; there are only
25 Nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and calmly said, "Why
don't you go to Hell - there aren't ANY Nuns there."