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Posted: 30 Mar 04, 05:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, you heard it right. I need something funny to say when I answer my mobile phone but can't think of anything. I'm just wondering if anyone has done this before or has heard anything that is rather amusing?

My dad suggested 'Circus here, lion speaking?'


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Posted: 30 Mar 04, 08:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Pretend you are being murdered. I think it'll only work the first time though.


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Posted: 30 Mar 04, 09:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Ahoy-hoy."

"Go!"

"HELLO! YEAH I'M ON THE MOBILE!"

"Hold on, it's not safe to talk yet."

"Hello, you have reached MovieFone, please enter the area code of the movie you would like to see. Or press '1' to speak to an operator."

"911, how may I help you?"

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Posted: 30 Mar 04, 09:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



"talk to me"

" Big Dadd's Whorehous? Mike Stroke Speaking, how may i help you?"


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Posted: 30 Mar 04, 10:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'My dad suggested 'Circus here, lion speaking?'

I prefer the old 'City Zoo, Mr C. Lion speaking.'





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Posted: 30 Mar 04, 14:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Hello"

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Posted: 31 Mar 04, 00:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Hello"

WOW ! That's great




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Posted: 01 Apr 04, 05:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

h0h0! Hello is funny! pwnage!

heh, I think I'll use that MovieFone one. Funny stuff that. Hard to remember though. FLYUIES!


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!