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Posted: 01 Apr 04, 14:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


What do men and stockings have in common?

They either run, cling, or don't fit in the crotch!


Kriz ;o)


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Posted: 01 Apr 04, 14:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Aw have another one gals...

Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A: You wait three hours for a two-minute ride



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Posted: 01 Apr 04, 14:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*has a wee chuckle to herself*


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Posted: 01 Apr 04, 18:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL funny:-)

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Posted: 02 Apr 04, 00:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What do men and linoleum have in common?
If you lay them right you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.


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Posted: 02 Apr 04, 00:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A: You wait three hours for a two-minute ride


the person who made that one up needs a new boyfriend or something...


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Posted: 02 Apr 04, 05:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's a good one..despite the fact I'm a guy.

Q: What's the difference between a guy and a piece of soap?
A: BEAR ATTACKS!

Yes! I wasted mere seconds of your life and you'll never get them back! AHAH!

*runs away*


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Posted: 02 Apr 04, 10:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

for some reason i find these funny lol, still theres plenty of women jokes aswell though eh guys ;) which i cant remember at the mo *escapes quick* :D


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