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Posted: 01 Apr 04, 19:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.933flz.com/audio/Knives.mpeg

Sometimes... I wonder. The guy lived by the way. ;)


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Posted: 02 Apr 04, 00:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ooh that looks like a nasty cut. So sad! yet so hilarious!


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Posted: 02 Apr 04, 10:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*GROAN*

Why do people sell liquor to immature people?

There ought to be a required head-using test before you can buy alcohol.


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Posted: 02 Apr 04, 10:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'No Dan...this is why you don't let hill billys any where near knives!'


lol! :-)


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Posted: 02 Apr 04, 12:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL Brilliant!!


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Posted: 02 Apr 04, 15:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

that was awesome! hahahaha


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Posted: 03 Apr 04, 14:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

aaaww...:/


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Posted: 03 Apr 04, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"No Dan...this is why you don't let hill billys any where near knives!"

LMAO! Sure enough!


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Posted: 03 Apr 04, 16:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If he'd been drinking he would have felt no pain and carried on working. The stupid sober oik!


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Posted: 03 Apr 04, 18:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

People are always far too quick to blame the bottle, when anyone can see that it's the only friend you can truly rely on.


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Posted: 03 Apr 04, 18:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



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Posted: 03 Apr 04, 21:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You drunkards need not post in this topic. Take a hike. *flexes beefy muscles and growls*


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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 11:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Danno's muscles?

I've seen bigger knots on a gnat's knackers.


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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 11:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

AAAARGGGGHHHH!!!! DAN SMASH FLASHMN!!!! DAN AAAAANGRY!!!!

*squeals*

Drat... A squeal isn't scary at all... *pouts* :(


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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 15:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Real men don't pout.


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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 17:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'You drunkards need not post in this topic. Take a hike. *flexes beefy muscles and growls*'

Have your ever heard the term 10 pinter Danno?

Was that a no?

I've got a feeling you will old boy.


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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 18:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Real men don't pout."

Real men also don't hit on everything in a skirt, and drink themselves into oblivion either. Looks like I win.


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 18:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Have your ever heard the term 10 pinter Danno?"

That I have, I know a few alchoholics. Besides you and Flashman.


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Posted: 16 Apr 04, 16:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!

On a semi-related subject ....

My brother is now scared to use his hoover after a hefty night on the town last Friday resulted in *cough* illness, which he was in no fit state to clear up at the time and which, hours later, he - erm - hoovered up! He's worried if he switches it on now it might a) smell a bit and/or b) it might deposit its contents all over the floor!

ROTFLMAO (if I hadn't been driving at the time)!


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Posted: 16 Apr 04, 16:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Eeeewwwwwww....


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel