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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 14:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

a man was happily driving along with his girlfriend and is pulled over by the police. "have you been drinking sir?" said the police officer "no, why? was i driving badly?" asked the man the police officer replied: "no sir, you were driving splendidly, it was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat which made me suspicious"

What do you call a woman with 2 c*nts?
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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 14:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol, sorry, for that 2nd joke it would be handy if one knew something about football a.k.a soccer, in particular the manchester united team.

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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 14:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

although not very funny, i sadly understood the second 'joke'...and i have to say its the truth! ;D


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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 15:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, no, I don't really get it... :-\


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Posted: 04 Apr 04, 18:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wow... The term 'joke' is used quite loosely these days.


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Posted: 05 Apr 04, 09:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ah well, t'was funnier in the pub

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Posted: 05 Apr 04, 10:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Probably because people are quite tipsy and will laugh at anything?? :-)

When I get tipsy I can't shut up. I just keep laughing. It's REALLY bad haha


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Posted: 05 Apr 04, 10:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"When I get tipsy I can't shut up. I just keep laughing. It's REALLY bad haha"

so its not only me then :) i feel better now ;)




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Posted: 05 Apr 04, 11:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah and it doesn't take long either... a few shots of vodka and fruit punch and I'm off...

Although I do always laugh at everything anyways. I just find a lot of things funny, like the commercial that used to be on TV where the old lady has fallen and can't get up.

Or the commercial with the clapper. That kills me... imagine having a clapper and playing "Radio Ga-Ga"?!


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Posted: 05 Apr 04, 11:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ah the pub, now that explains it


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Posted: 05 Apr 04, 12:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"ah the pub, now that explains it"

So true...


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