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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 09:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

For those of you who still haven't figured out how to look into the future using the 'Search' button I will explain this one more time. In the top left hand corner of the screen there is a box that lets you look at topics from the past 10, 20, 30, 40, days and so on and so forth. If however you click on the box whilst pressing ctrl, alt & del you can look up posts made in the next 10, 20, 30, 40 days and so on and so forth. In fact you search as far ahead as the next 25 years.
I was having a wee scan through some future posts last night and one post in particular caught my eye. It was from a young chap called Darwin from America who wont even register until 12th November 2021 and was entitled 'QUEENZONE PARTY 2025'. It would appear that from 2017 Queenzoners will be attending an annual get together at Buckingham Palace (which since the abolition of the monarchy is now a nightclub).
I have cut and pasted the entire thread for those of you who can't work the future settings.


QUEENZONE PARTY 2025

Darwin: (posted at 0423 GMT on 3rd September 2025) The post-droid delivered my ticket for the Queenzone Party at Bucks this morning. How many of you guys will be taravelling to London?


Janet: (posted at 0436 GMT on September 3rd 2025) I'll be travelling to London along with Mrs Leach (nee James), Rusty Eagle and President Brandon on Air Force One.


Chad Hanging: (posted at 0502 GMT on September 3rd 2025) I was hoping to teleport from California to New York then take the Atlantic Tunnel, but since Last weeks earthquake, it should only be a twenty minute walk to London.


Bob The Shrek: (posted at 0953 GMT on September 3rd 2025) Chad> I have the hover bike up and running again and can pick you up at Land's End on Saturday morning if you like.


Charles Baer: (posted at 0958 on September 3rd 2025) Penis.


Chad Hanging: (posted at 1025 GMT on September 3rd 2025) Thanks Bob, that's much appreciated. Does the hover bike have wheelchair access?


Bob The Shrek: (posted at 1036 GMT on September 3rd 2025) No Probs.


Grey Myuutwo: (posted at 1516 GMT on September 3rd 2025) After more than twenty years of planning and at great expense I have at last secured the Edmonton Sheraton for the first annual Queen Convention which will be held this coming Saturday 5th September. I hope you can all make it.


Rusty Eagle: ( posted at 1536 GMT on September 3rd 2025) Nimrod.


Darwin : (posted at 2305 GMT on September 3rd 2025) Just over 24 hours to go. I'm so exited.


Charles Baer: (posted at 0128 GMT on September 4th 2025) Vagina.


Grey Myuutwo: (posted at 2348 GMT on September 4th 2025) Still a few tickets left for the first Annual Queen Convention at the Edmonton Sheraton. Well about 900 to be precise.


Darwin: (posted at 1019 GMT on September 6th 2025) Well I just got back from the greatest party on earth and I have already put my name down for next years bash. Buckingham Palace was a great venue apart from all the cigarette burns on the carpets. It was a lot cheaper than I expected too. Only £49.99 for a Coca-cola. The band reunion was spectacular although I suspect Freddie was a lot more mobile in the old days, still what can you expect from a cloned head in a jar. Roger needed arm extentions to reach his drum kit and he really ought to lose some weight.The funniest part of the night was when Brian mistook his colosyomy bag for his radio mic and the first four rows were covered in fizzy gravy. It was nice to put faces to names too. I met the world famous author Taylor-Mayed, Bob the Shrek, Deacon John, Holly and one guy had a tractor inserted into his rectum. I think his name was Jake.
There was a sattelite link up from Saughton Prison where fatty is serving 11 years for libel and the highlight of the night was when Greg Brooks's grandson announced that the box sets would be on sale within the decade. I couldn't help but notice that there was a guy in a dark corner trying to look mysterious but the

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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 09:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ahhh yes, this is perhaps one of the funniest yet. And I can't help but wonder if Freddie's cloned head in a jar was an homage to the greatest cartoon ever?

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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 09:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol, funny - and scary :)


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 11:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Love it fatty! :-D


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 11:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh God what a future


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 11:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO!!! great stuff fatty :D


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 12:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*applauds*


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 14:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Too far-fetched ... LOL

I don't think Brandon is sleazy enough to be presidential material. But then again, maybe politics corrupted him and he changed for the worse.


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 14:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL fatty!!!


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 15:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO!


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 15:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO

Where's the rest of the FAQ's? Those are genius, too.


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 16:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Maybe I should crash it.


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 18:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 18:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:-D


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Posted: 12 Apr 04, 19:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahaha... very funny stuff.
But... how long did all of that writing take you???


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Posted: 13 Apr 04, 08:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"how long did all of that writing take you??? "

a copy/paste normally takes about 5 seconds


"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."



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Posted: 13 Apr 04, 15:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FriedChicken wrote:

"how long did all of that writing take you??? "

a copy/paste normally takes about 5 seconds


Niek, you meanie.


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Posted: 13 Apr 04, 16:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL Fatty!!


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Posted: 13 Apr 04, 17:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brilliant, absolutely superb.

I wish I knew who impaled Jake on his tractor. I'd buy 'em a drink or ten.


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Posted: 14 Apr 04, 00:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL wow!


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