And heres why computers crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of memory the makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then the situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
but your packets want to tunnul to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
Your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
coz sure as i'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk.
Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
"Normally i can't dance to save my life.
But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."