...well according to http://www.myvirtualmodel.com
I dread to think what contraption Flashy or Fatty would concoct, the thought of beefcakes springs to mind but with very different meanings!
I can assure you I would have shoved a sock down there! Sir Archie my arse!
*adjusts bow tie in indignation*
That said you should see the fluff I've just created - all I can say is 'perk on city'.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".
Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".