Some of you probably know about Ron Atkinson's recent comments that led to the git being fired. Here's another commentating f**k-up that was posted on another forum that I've now stolen for your entertainment. Not fatty standard I know, but let's face it, queenzone went pear shaped long ago:
"I was listening to the one day international cricket commentary from St Lucia on Talk Sport in the car tonight when Jack Bannister was bemoaning some male members of the "Barmy Army" for being dressed only in skimpy bikinis.
In pipes the non politicially correct former England captain Tony Greig, 'I've drunk with some of those boys before and they are 100% heterosexual, definitely no poofters amongst them!'
Cue stunned silence from JB before declaring, 'I hope the phone lines are well staffed tonight.'"
"With a population of 1.75 million, Northern Ireland should really be a footballing minnow. Instead, they could be better described as the piranhas of the international game" (FIFA.com)