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Posted: 05 May 04, 09:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nobody is going to believe me, but my cat just started talking last night! I don't mean meows that sound similar to human voice.. I mean the real deal! It's so freaky and cool at the same time! She's telling me all sorts of cool shit about being a cat but I'm sworn to secrecy.

And no, this isn't the cat that died 2 months ago. That would be insane.

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Posted: 05 May 04, 09:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

NURSE!


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Posted: 05 May 04, 10:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You'll find that was the LSD.



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Posted: 05 May 04, 13:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

For what it's worth I believe you. But. Well. i doubt it's worth much.


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Posted: 05 May 04, 13:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pussy cats talking? could it be?


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Posted: 05 May 04, 14:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My cat sits on the toilet lid and watches me put on make up...then tells me the colors are all wrong for me.....


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Posted: 05 May 04, 14:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Some animals Meow/Bark can sound like words... but... quite possibly. Animals have their own lang anyhow

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Posted: 05 May 04, 15:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wow Janet.. Mine just tells me she thinks I need to loose weight... :/


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Posted: 05 May 04, 15:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bitches...aren't they Dan?


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Posted: 05 May 04, 15:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hell yeah! I usually don't like to pummel smaller creatures, but she'll be an exception with one more of THOSE comments. ;)


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Posted: 05 May 04, 15:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I want what you're smoking, babe!


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Posted: 06 May 04, 06:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol!:P


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Posted: 06 May 04, 07:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Is it's head also spinning around?


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Posted: 06 May 04, 08:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My cat simply uses semaphore or Morse code to relay it's messages. It's the simple life for me!


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Posted: 08 May 04, 16:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What do you fed up your pets with? :D


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Posted: 09 May 04, 00:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmm I guess i should get your recipe for, "special," cat food.


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