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Posted: 09 May 04, 13:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

For years I was plagued with overweight, middle-aged women delivering my pizzas. Now I've finally got a cute young guy (the last 3 times in a row!). He always gives me a big smile and I'm getting that vibe...

But I don't know how to initiate something like that. I had sex a few times about 10 years ago but I can't for the life of me remember how it started. Plus this is a situation where the guy is ready to leave unless I do something.. help!

Maybe I'm reading him wrong. That big smile could mean 'haha sucker! enjoy my boogers!'*

*though in this case, he's so cute I wouldn't really mind that too much.

*sigh*

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Posted: 09 May 04, 14:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The cliched solution would be to answer the door wearing nothing but a robe or nothing at all. Otherwise, you should probably play it straight up and ask him if he would be interested in seeing you when he is off duty.


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Posted: 09 May 04, 17:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pay him


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Posted: 09 May 04, 17:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ask him for a meat feast with extra spicey balls!


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Posted: 10 May 04, 05:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you haven't got very much to lose. aks him out, maybe you'll get to have sex with him. *crosses fingers*


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Posted: 10 May 04, 05:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mex has the answer there :)

So has Marit! Just ask him out u have nothing to loose


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Posted: 10 May 04, 08:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Ask him for a meat feast with extra spicey balls!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!


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Posted: 10 May 04, 08:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Use reverse psychology.


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Posted: 10 May 04, 09:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thanks for the great advice guys! I can tell you all have plenty of experience with this exact situation so that helps a lot.

I'll keep you posted!

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Posted: 10 May 04, 14:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I agree with one beforementioned advice - simply ask him if he'd like to see you when off duty. Worked for a friend of mine.

Anyways, keep us updated ;-)




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Posted: 10 May 04, 19:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and boy what movies....




i got a way with the boys on my block.. :-)

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Posted: 11 May 04, 04:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He's a bloke right?

You're a lass that wants to shag him?


Foolproof plan-Ask him!!

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Posted: 11 May 04, 04:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What a sadnessfactor Editmaster JT
Posts: 1353 | Registered: Saturday, December 20, 2003 makes 45.1... I think it's time to leave your PC and score that guy!



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Posted: 11 May 04, 13:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Mir@cle wrote:

What a sadnessfactor Editmaster JT
Posts: 1353 | Registered: Saturday, December 20, 2003 makes 45.1... I think it's time to leave your PC and score that guy!


Thanks for doing that for me. I'm horrible with math :-P

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Posted: 11 May 04, 13:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you're referring to my profile pic, it's far from accurate :-P I used the virtual model thing to make myself as unappealing as possible.

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Posted: 11 May 04, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes

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Posted: 12 May 04, 12:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sounds like a plan.


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Posted: 12 May 04, 14:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm a gay.

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Posted: 12 May 04, 14:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I'm a gay."

And here I thought you were THE gay...


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Posted: 12 May 04, 15:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

One and only as it were.


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