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Posted: 11 May 04, 03:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In Dan's topic, he said that he doesnt have a life.

True, true...

But wouldnt it be fun to put a number to this?

Being a highly intelligent man of science (well, a B in Physics A-Level), I have devised a formula that will give us all a figure with which we can compare our sadness with others.

I call it DJ's theorem.

DJ's theorem states:

QZ sadness factor = [total posts/months at QZ]/DJ's constant

Where DJ's constant has a value of 5. It was worked out using many months of research using various statistical data at queenzone. Which came to nothing so I just rolled a dice.

Now I am aware that some queenzoners have more teeth than braincells, so here is the formula step by step:

1. Using the 'Registered' bit at the bottom of your post, work out how many months youve been at QZ. Take complete months, just to make it easier.

2. Divide your post count by your QZ months.

3. Divide the value calculated in part 2 by 5.

And thats your final value.

Reply to this topic, with your QZSF value. You must give your value to 2 decimal places.


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Posted: 11 May 04, 03:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

16.47


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Posted: 11 May 04, 04:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

14.55


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Posted: 11 May 04, 04:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

14.50

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Posted: 11 May 04, 04:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

12.57


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Posted: 11 May 04, 04:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

15.98.


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...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

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Posted: 11 May 04, 04:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

6,87... not sad at all (-;


I got to try al little more,

because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



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Posted: 11 May 04, 05:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

39.8???

That can't be right, surely?

Maths was never my strong point...

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Posted: 11 May 04, 05:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

10,10


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Posted: 11 May 04, 05:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

12,98


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Posted: 11 May 04, 05:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yep, that number is correct TM....

...I'm releived to see someone scored a higher score than me...you queenzone addict TM...


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Posted: 11 May 04, 06:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

7.67.

You saddos you.


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Posted: 11 May 04, 06:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

12.58

Am I the only one who can't see their registration date? I'm fairly sure that it was in June 2002 but if anyone can enlighten me please do so.


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Posted: 11 May 04, 07:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

4,30


That time will come, one day you'll see that i'll be dead and you will laugh!
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Posted: 11 May 04, 08:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I got Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Dagger.
Maybe I forgot to carry the 1.
I'll try again later.

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Posted: 11 May 04, 09:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

6.1

So, not quite sad then.



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Posted: 11 May 04, 10:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I got eleventy-twelve... Is that right?


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Posted: 11 May 04, 11:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here we go...

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Posted: 11 May 04, 11:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

3.84 ?????????????

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Posted: 11 May 04, 12:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

21.16

But it's all been quality posts


DJ's the man we love the most