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Posted: 11 May 04, 06:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ok, continuing DJ's We Are All Sad Bastards theme, it's time for everyone to name and shame themselves.

What's the most unbelievably naff, shite, embarassing and godawful CD you own?

Come on don't be shy.

I'll start us off.

The skidmark in the otherwise unsoiled expanse of my immeasurably tasteful and classy CD collection is...


'Tongue Tied' - by 'The Cat on' CD single.


Red Dwarf fans will know what I'm on about.

Here's the beauty in all its glory:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=9991&item=4011950519&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW




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Posted: 11 May 04, 07:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My most embarrassing CD is a Pop Christmas sampler including

The Kelly Family - An Angel (!)
Wham! - Last Christmas (urgh)
New Kids On The Block - Little Drummer Boy (you don't want to hear this)
Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime (saves you a meal)

and
Queen - Thank God It's Christmas (the reason I own this thing)


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Posted: 11 May 04, 07:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm a big level 42 fan, and have all their albums bar one.

Beat that for naff-ness.

*goes off to slap his bass*


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Posted: 11 May 04, 07:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have Spiceworld, that's the most embarrassing album-

the most embarrassing single?

C'est la Vie-B*witched.


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Posted: 11 May 04, 08:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Leo Sayer's Greatest Hits. Ok I'm sorry.

I wonder if anyone will admit to owning Queen's Greatest Hits 3. That's tant amount to sniffing girls bicycle seats.

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Posted: 11 May 04, 09:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I HAD The Sign by Ace Of Base, But, THAT steaming pile is LONG gone. ;)


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Posted: 11 May 04, 09:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Osmonds- Greatest Hits


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Posted: 11 May 04, 10:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

North, wash your mouth out, nothing wrong with Hot Space. As for my CDs, I dont really think I own a bad one. But along the lines of naff music, I downloaded 'Atmosphere' by Russ Abbott!! And 'Superman' by Black Lace along with 'Macho Man' by the Village People. Its for my mums 50th Birthday Party in Sept - Honest, *blushes*


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Posted: 11 May 04, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

God..okay..I'll say it. I have a Michael Bolton cd.

*hangs head in shame*


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Posted: 11 May 04, 11:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"God..okay..I'll say it. I have a Michael Bolton cd.

*hangs head in shame*"

- reaches for the msn 'block' button.

Dont drink of Janet's coasters, thats all I'm saying...

Hold on, I should be revising....


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Posted: 11 May 04, 11:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



"- reaches for the msn 'block' button.

Dont drink of Janet's coasters, thats all I'm saying"



You little shit.

;-)



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Posted: 11 May 04, 11:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Um..Janet how can you type when your busy working out?

Get pumping that iron!


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Posted: 11 May 04, 12:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

probably a Ricky Martin cd, damn, but it has a great song "Bella"


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Posted: 11 May 04, 12:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Air Supply's Greatest Hits

Suck on that, y'all


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Posted: 11 May 04, 12:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I would suck on that if I knew who Air Supply were.

Care to enlighten me?


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Posted: 11 May 04, 12:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Actually don't bother, I've enlightened myself, and don't much care for any further elaboration.

The words 'soft-rock' and 'sweet ballads' were as much as my morbid curiosity could stand.

*sucks on that*


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Posted: 11 May 04, 12:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear god, have the sappy balladeers not reached across the pond?

The reason I have the CD is for the Jim Steinman penned, "Making Love Out of Nothing At All." But it also contains the classics "All Out of Love" and "Every Woman in the World."

Here's a website sure to castrate any man:
http://www.airsupplymusic.com/


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Posted: 11 May 04, 13:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dammit, Janet! wrote:

God..okay..I'll say it. I have a Michael Bolton cd.

*hangs head in shame*


Same here... and I USED to have an Osmonds one as well....

Dave


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Posted: 11 May 04, 13:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Woohoo! I love Air Supply and Jim Steinman. I have his 'Bad For Good' CD. And I have a personally compiled Air Supply collection including ALL of their hits. They've had 3 official single-disc compilations and left off some hits each time, the bastards. 'Lonely Is The Night' is a fave of mine.

I have 'Ultimate Manilow' also. And a custom version including Steinman's 'Read 'Em And Weep' :)

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Posted: 11 May 04, 14:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You're not even close to naffness old beans.

Try 'Location Apollo' by Lynx. Sounds great doesn't it?

Unfortunately I got it with a can of deodorant hence 'Appollo' and 'Lynx'.

Appalling dance music. If I wanna dance I go for Cotton-Eyed Joe by Gods.


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