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Posted: 15 May 04, 10:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know nobody cares but, she gave birth to a 9ib 11oz baby girl named Apple Blythe Alison Martin.
Apple?!?!?!?
Who in hell will name their kid a fruit name!
I almost pissed my pants when I read that!


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Posted: 15 May 04, 10:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*Shameless name-dropping alert*

Cool. I might get to see Apple then when I go to Chris Martin's sister's wedding in September.


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Posted: 15 May 04, 10:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Me too..

Wait..no I won't.


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Posted: 15 May 04, 10:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Let's all see Apple!!!!
hehehehe


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Posted: 15 May 04, 11:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That is a brilliant name.


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Posted: 15 May 04, 11:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Is it wrong that I like that name?

Future children of mine are going to have a damned good reason for going to a shrink later in life. Thank God I've missed the baby boat so far. :)

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Posted: 15 May 04, 12:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*Shameless name-dropping alert*

Cool. I might get to see Bohardy then when I go to Chris Martin's sister's wedding in September.

Either that or i'll get arrested when someone notices im not on the invitation list.


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Posted: 15 May 04, 12:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When I have children, I'm going to name them all after tools.

"Ooooooh! What a pretty little girl! What's her name?"
"Chainsaw."

Hooooo yeah... ;)


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Posted: 15 May 04, 13:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wooohoo! The first pic is here! Looks more like a boy to me actually:

http://members.cox.net/deaconfan/paltrow_baby.jpg

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Posted: 15 May 04, 13:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Awwww! So cute! Couldn't ya just eat her right up?!


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Posted: 15 May 04, 16:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr. Dan Corson wrote:

Awwww! So cute! Couldn't ya just eat her right up?!


Dear dear Dan - that quote was straight from the core

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Posted: 15 May 04, 16:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll name my kids Potato and Pumpkin


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Posted: 15 May 04, 19:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'Dear dear Dan - that quote was straight from the core'

Bah you pipped me to it!

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Posted: 15 May 04, 22:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As if it isn't bad enough yet that she's so lucky to have a baby with Chris Martin...
And then call the girl Apple? Poor kid!


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Posted: 15 May 04, 22:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No skin off my nose. Hope no more jokes stem from this.


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Posted: 16 May 04, 08:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

awww if she has another one that will be a pear ;D



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Posted: 17 May 04, 03:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ha, that was funny. Now everything is peachy. Orange you glad we stopped these play on words?


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Posted: 17 May 04, 04:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Seriously, Apple?


Bloody hell. When she wears her first rainproof coat she'll be in an Apple Mac.

It's not funny, I know.

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Posted: 17 May 04, 05:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

She'd be at home in Tasmania.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!