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Posted: 27 May 04, 17:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes, my friends. Those who know me (and love me) were waiting for me to post about this for years.

I never did it, because behind the mask of AC there is a serious person. But now I realized that this board can't go any lower and finally they convinced me to do this. Many thanks to YourValentine :-)

And now, I'm not going to tell you something about smoking... I want to show you the mystical and wild life of CAMELS!

Yes, camels. Wonderful animals. Everybody in this board knows what a camel is. Come on, don't you know them? Don't you know camels? Don't you like them? I can't believe you don't like camels! Yes, there are some person who don't have a high opinion of camels... for example, they say that "they smell and they drool" (thanks SallyJ) but... how can a person be discouraged by these unsignificant particulars... you must think about what a camels can give to you, not what you can give to the camel!
For example, their name, "camel", comes from Latin ("camelus, cameli"). This is important! Why? Well, because you have to know Latin to know it, you ignorant! TSK!
Ok, let's go ahead. The humps. One or two humps. I prefer two humps. Humps are symbols of power, of fertility, of satisfaction. You know, when a person tells you "Hey, you've got the humps of the camels!" that's a great compliment. I just love when people tell me this.
And a camels is useful. You can use him to go to school or to work or to go shopping. It gives you an exotic look and everybody will think "you're so cool...". Have a ride!
A camel can carry approx 150-250 Kg without problems. Very useful on your honeymoon, don't you think?
A camel helps you in the garden. In the kitchen. In the living-room. Even in the bedroom (if you like these kind of things...).
They are important in every aspect of your life! Come on, what are you waiting? Go and buy a camel, an investment for your life!

We at "AC's Camels" have plenty of them, just for you! You can choose your personal camel! A partner for your life!

A camel is for ever.

PS: We're currently using biogenetic techonlogies to improve the qualities of our camels. Next month, only for you, a limited special edition of the new 3 HUMPED CAMELS!
And next year, be ready for:
- the winged camel (he will spread his wings and fly away)
- the winter camel (for Silje and those who live in places like that)
- the soldier camel (have your own army and conquer the world!)

No camels were harmed while making this topic.

Copyright AC 2004


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Posted: 27 May 04, 17:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They are great, aren't they?


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Posted: 27 May 04, 17:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Of course they are. Do you want to buy one?


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Posted: 27 May 04, 18:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

AC is right


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Posted: 27 May 04, 18:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll take one please, two humps.


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Posted: 27 May 04, 18:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and ill take one with the hump ;)


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Posted: 27 May 04, 19:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hmm camels *drooling*


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Posted: 27 May 04, 20:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No thanks. I get my kicks from alpacas!

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Posted: 28 May 04, 00:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ahhh!, Sweet leaf, I want have their body between my hands, near of my lips, could enjoy a good tobacco..
I want to smoke one more time!
I want a Camel right now!
Oh yes, all I need is a Camel!

just one...little box please




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Posted: 28 May 04, 10:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Repeat with me "We love camels. We love camels. We love camels. We love..."


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Posted: 28 May 04, 10:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, and Zeni is obviously right. As usual.


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Posted: 28 May 04, 18:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

..and camels are also called the ships of the desert, and carry lots of water in the humps, very useful if you ever get lost, also "Camel" is the name of a rather good UK band who had a brilliant "snow Goose" conceptual LP
and who's LP "Mirage" was a mock up of the "Camel" brand cigarettes





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Posted: 28 May 04, 18:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Many thanks to the bopper!

So, people, what are you waiting? Write here everything you know or would like to know about camels! Tell us about your own experience.

And, what's really important, tell us how much you love camels. Because you do. I know.


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Posted: 28 May 04, 18:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It was my pleasure AC, to be at one with the wonderful world of The Camel



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Posted: 28 May 04, 19:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ac, yes, I would love to buy one.


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Posted: 29 May 04, 06:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I prefer a marlboro but a Camel it's OK :)


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Posted: 29 May 04, 06:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

it's not water in their humps it's FAT :P

but they have nice eyes, very melancholic

they smell

they are huge

and I prefer them far away from me :)


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Posted: 29 May 04, 07:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Is a camel good for the so called pet-theraphy?
if so we can heal the world with a camel for each family...

:D

that could be great.

Grazie Ac!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Posted: 29 May 04, 08:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I want a magic camel.


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Posted: 29 May 04, 13:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ooooooooops thanks Sally, the camels does indeed store water in its bloodstream, but ya know, fiction is sometimes more fun than fact......heh..:P

Camel Boots!!! Camel Hair coats !!


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