Yes, my friends. Those who know me (and love me) were waiting for me to post about this for years.
I never did it, because behind the mask of AC there is a serious person. But now I realized that this board can't go any lower and finally they convinced me to do this. Many thanks to YourValentine :-)
And now, I'm not going to tell you something about smoking... I want to show you the mystical and wild life of CAMELS!
Yes, camels. Wonderful animals. Everybody in this board knows what a camel is. Come on, don't you know them? Don't you know camels? Don't you like them? I can't believe you don't like camels! Yes, there are some person who don't have a high opinion of camels... for example, they say that "they smell and they drool" (thanks SallyJ) but... how can a person be discouraged by these unsignificant particulars... you must think about what a camels can give to you, not what you can give to the camel!
For example, their name, "camel", comes from Latin ("camelus, cameli"). This is important! Why? Well, because you have to know Latin to know it, you ignorant! TSK!
Ok, let's go ahead. The humps. One or two humps. I prefer two humps. Humps are symbols of power, of fertility, of satisfaction. You know, when a person tells you "Hey, you've got the humps of the camels!" that's a great compliment. I just love when people tell me this.
And a camels is useful. You can use him to go to school or to work or to go shopping. It gives you an exotic look and everybody will think "you're so cool...". Have a ride!
A camel can carry approx 150-250 Kg without problems. Very useful on your honeymoon, don't you think?
A camel helps you in the garden. In the kitchen. In the living-room. Even in the bedroom (if you like these kind of things...).
They are important in every aspect of your life! Come on, what are you waiting? Go and buy a camel, an investment for your life!
We at "AC's Camels" have plenty of them, just for you! You can choose your personal camel! A partner for your life!
A camel is for ever.
PS: We're currently using biogenetic techonlogies to improve the qualities of our camels. Next month, only for you, a limited special edition of the new 3 HUMPED CAMELS!
And next year, be ready for:
- the winged camel (he will spread his wings and fly away)
- the winter camel (for Silje and those who live in places like that)
- the soldier camel (have your own army and conquer the world!)
No camels were harmed while making this topic.
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That time will come, one day you'll see that i'll be dead and you will laugh!