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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 12:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was reading up about Zoroastrianism and it mentions that 'the dead are not buried or cremated, but left for vultures to eat in special temples for that purpose'. Now I'm pretty sure that it has been mentioned that Freddie had a full Zoroastrian funeral yet got cremated? Does this mean it wasn't proper?

Yeah, no good. No good I am.


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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 13:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think in Fred's case they did follow Zoroastrian doctrine correctly and allow the vultures to eat him.

However, in order to fulfil Fred's wishes to be cremated they compromised and burned the vultures after they'd consumed Fred.


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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 13:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Or they could have fed him to the vultures and *told* everyone he was cremated (as some people might have a problem with the vulture thing)

Or maybe they felt it would be cruel to the vultures, and decided to cremate him. Maybe the priest liked the vultures, after all.

Or maybe they did they full traditional thing, and let the vultures pick the skin off his bones and Brian May came and stole his skull for a souvenir before the rest of the bones were ground up and his little monkey Roger helped.

Okay, yeah, too much time on my hands. J/K, all.

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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 14:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

DP


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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 14:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You may think it hard to find Vultures in London but there's a pet shop down just outside Angel on the Northern Line that does them. The plot thickens.


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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 14:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've had a vulture hanging around outside my house for several days. He just sat there on the telephone pole, looking around. Finally I figured it out... he just wanted to make a long-distance caw.

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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 14:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL

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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL Itchy Drooler... that was cornier than corn on the cob. [THAT was bad.]


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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 16:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL. That was a corny pun :P

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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 17:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...hey, I've got an ear for corny jokes.


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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 18:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That was a veritable cornucopia of dreadful puns.


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Posted: 09 Jun 04, 19:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Does this mean it wasn't proper?"

Yeah it wasn't proper, Therefor he will burn in hell for evermore


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Posted: 10 Jun 04, 01:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Certainly a load off my mind now.

Now I don't want to appear husky but these corn jokes must stop.


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Posted: 10 Jun 04, 02:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Im laughing so hard now... strange for me so early in the corning *i'll get my coat*


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Posted: 10 Jun 04, 04:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wow BMW..that was callus.


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