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Posted: 21 Jun 04, 08:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well it's that time of year when everybody (mainly fat, tattooed football fans) becomes an expert at tennis,has a pop at Tim Henman and it rains a lot.

I ain't making any predictions or watching Tiger anymore and then he might have a chance. I've cursed the old blighter too many times. Same story every year only t'haircuts change.

Good to see my old pal Goran Ivanisevic enjoying one last hurrah and supposedly going to do something wacky??? The only Croatian I'll be supporting today I'll tell you. Goran and I go back many a year, we shared the same head doctor some years back. While one of us went onto win Wimbledon the other embarked on a ten year losing streak (with a five year hiatus mind you).

Well if not Tiger, Goran or an unlikely comeback by Ivan Lendl I'll tip my hat to Mr Federer.

As for the women who cares...apart from the totty that is. That said hope Martina gets a Flashman-like tonking for being so disrespectful.




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Posted: 21 Jun 04, 08:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ah, but everybody watches it. its tradition to sit with your barley water or lemon squash and cheer to the television. i really hope henman wins this year- its about bleeding time! People shouldnt take the piss out of him- hes actually there, stood playing at wimbledon. give him credit for that! :)


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Posted: 21 Jun 04, 08:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's weird... it's raining in England. Does that happen often?? (-;

Henman will reach the semi-final but he's definitely not a real winner. Federer is my favorite for the title.

At the moment I'm supporting Sluiter. He plays against Bjorkman at the moment.



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Posted: 21 Jun 04, 08:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

First game and already a cracking bit of fluff. Amanda Janes an English rose if ever I saw one. Come on toots!


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Posted: 21 Jun 04, 13:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Welcome back Melvyn..........oops...Flashman...no, thats not it....mmmmm, Archie. Sorry, I can't keep up with all your alias. lmao.

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Posted: 21 Jun 04, 15:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fidel, I think it was ascertained some time ago that me and Sir Archie, the old buzzard, are two very different entities. Surely any damned fool can see that his spelling and grammar are not up to my impeccable levels of unimpeachableness, for a start.

Not that it bothers me, you understand. But if you mention it again I will be left with no option but to smash your stupid Frog face in.

Anyroad, back to the tennis. Out of Serena and Venus, who would get it first? Well, Venus is the easier on the eye, but if Serena says "Jump", Flashy says "Anytime you like, love."


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Posted: 22 Jun 04, 02:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

Fidel, I think it was ascertained some time ago that me and Sir Archie, the old buzzard, are two very different entities. Surely any damned fool can see that his spelling and grammar are not up to my impeccable levels of unimpeachableness, for a start.

Not that it bothers me, you understand. But if you mention it again I will be left with no option but to smash your stupid Frog face in.

Anyroad, back to the tennis. Out of Serena and Venus, who would get it first? Well, Venus is the easier on the eye, but if Serena says "Jump", Flashy says "Anytime you like, love."


lol, whatever you say Sybil. It was established long ago that Queenzoners are not stupid and saw through your sham.

Ooooooohhh, you’re going smash my stupid Frog face in, eh? Hostile and racist. I’d like to see you try you pathetic piece of slime. I could smash your stupid face in with one arm tied behind my back but I wouldn’t lower myself to your standards.


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Posted: 22 Jun 04, 14:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lucky for you lad, that I am suffering from tennis elbow from tonking Leach 6-1, 6-0 this evening and I have a doctor's note excusing me from fighting. It's a damned shame as I would have given you quite a beating.

I'll have you next time unless I've got an excuse handy.




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Posted: 22 Jun 04, 15:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

Lucky for you lad, that I am suffering from tennis elbow from tonking Leach 6-1, 6-0 this evening and I have a doctor's note excusing me from fighting. It's a damned shame as I would have given you quite a beating.

I'll have you next time unless I've got an excuse handy.



You beat your alias at tennis? That’s the funniest damn thing I’ve ever heard. Thanks for the laugh!

ROTFLMFAO. You give me a beating? Please stop. My aching sides.


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Posted: 22 Jun 04, 15:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Listen mush, it's a historical fact that the French can't fight. Your ego is writing checks that your body can't cash.

If you don't stop feeding me lines, whiffy, people will start accusing you of being me. And I don't want to be compared to no Frog. I'd never live it down. People would circle and point, and quite right too.

You're no good, you French. No good at all.


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Posted: 23 Jun 04, 04:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:


If you don't stop feeding me lines, whiffy, people will start accusing you of being me.


Impossible! You will never be accused of being a gentleman.

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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 03:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Henman will reach the semi-final but he's definitely not a real winner. Federer is my favorite for the title."

Not a bad prediction, was it?


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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 11:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Federer did indeed win. I'm glad; I like his style. I would like to see Henman win one, though.


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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 16:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i'll miss Goran though... happy retirement!

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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 17:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Why would you care anyway Fidel if Flashy has an alias?? Does it matter that much??

anyway, get em Flashy.


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Posted: 06 Jul 04, 12:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

Why would you care anyway Fidel if Flashy has an alias?? Does it matter that much??


Lisser, Yes it does matter but I will not go into that with you. I have good reason for jumping on Flashman. If you knew what I know you would do the same. Flashman is not as innocent as he seems. His motive for using an alias are disturbing.

Please stay out of things you know nothing about!

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Posted: 06 Jul 04, 15:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd love to hear what these so called motives are for having an alias that I don't even have. Why don't you put your money where your big fat French gob is?

And none of your infernal Euros, you damned Frog.


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Posted: 06 Jul 04, 15:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I really should stop taking the bait like this.

Fidel isn't really a French name is it?


Etes-vous une etoile psychopathe?


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Posted: 06 Jul 04, 16:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fidel,

If you have issues with him then and don't want to share them/make them public, which you don't have to and I don't care what they are, then take it up with him in private. Don't hijack a topic he is posting on bc you have your reasons. You are wasting your time and his. Looks like to me he's trying to mind his own business and simply posting on a topic he finds interesting until you attacked him.


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