Now Chas is hung like a Brahma Bull,
His bloomers, they look really full,
Especially when compared to, lass,
The Reed School 5th Grade History Class!
"My Penis Weenis!", Charlie cries,
When he gazes with those beady eyes,
It grows from 2" up to four,
whenever Mommy opens the garage door.
Now he spend his days locked in his room,
watching his brand new weenis bloom!
He's yet to spread his seed to sew,
since boys butts don't make kids, you know!
His weenis fits him like a glove,
perfect for that man-boy love!!!
I came, I saw, I came in my bloomers....