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Posted: 03 Jul 04, 15:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There have been plenty of topics around favourite things, and the best of things... now's the time I think we should compile a list, however long, of the worst guitar solos that were actually somehow released on a record. I'll start off with two songs I've heard on the radio in the last 24 hours that inspired me to do this.

Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
Sheryl Crow - Every Day Is A Winding Road

I can see this will cause some controversy, but that's what QZ is all about, so bring it on.


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Posted: 03 Jul 04, 15:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Any attempt in a fucking boy band song, or those twats known collectively as Bustshit or McShite.


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Posted: 03 Jul 04, 15:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I Was Made For Loving You - Kiss

I Love Rock And Roll - Joan Jett

Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd


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Posted: 03 Jul 04, 15:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Anything by Journey/Bad English.....


...actually, anything Neal Schon has recorded!


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Posted: 03 Jul 04, 16:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nirvana - Curt Cobain - the man who sold the world solo


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Posted: 03 Jul 04, 16:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

jasen101 wrote:

Nirvana - Curt Cobain - the man who sold the world solo


He was stoned off his ass on Heroin, but it is pretty piss poor...


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Posted: 03 Jul 04, 19:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I remember once watching Sting attempt a guitar solo on one of his wretched songs.

He lasted about 8 seconds before I shoved it up his arse.

Hmm... that last line just about sums up Dark's sex life.


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Posted: 03 Jul 04, 20:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Deaky's Left Nut wrote:

Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd


Agreed. It starts off wonderfully, but then it just goes on, and ooooon, and ooooooooooooooon....

And what's wrong with Slash?


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Posted: 04 Jul 04, 01:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Definitely Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It just never seems to end, probably because it's at least half the song. The live version is even worse.


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Posted: 04 Jul 04, 12:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The BEST guitar solo is in "Let It Be."


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Posted: 04 Jul 04, 12:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

I remember once watching Sting attempt a guitar solo on one of his wretched songs.

He lasted about 8 seconds before I shoved it up his arse.

Hmm... that last line just about sums up Dark's sex life.


Yeah, yeah, yeah! We all know you don't like Sting. You remind us enough. Change the bloody record! *Yawns*

It takes a big man to continually run down Dark. [/sarcasm]

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Posted: 04 Jul 04, 14:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cher's son pathetic guitarsynching on that
awful 'If I Could Turn Back Time' video is the absolute worse.

He might not have really played the guitar on that song, but it sure was fuckin' horrendous.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]