This is not a Geico commercial, I promise.
I NEED A BRIDGE PARTNER. I have been playing with my dad, and as he has almost 1500 master points more than I do, playing in his games can be difficult.
So PLEASE, PLEASE, even if you just have a vague idea of how to play, I can help you, PLEASE get a Bridge Base Online account by August, because I need a partner who is closer to the earth. Look for shikigami - that's me.
God wants you to send me some money.
"Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."