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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 17:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yer tea's oot!: 1. A well known Scottish phrase indicating that someone's day of reckoning has come and a severe chibbing is about to ensue.
2. A brand new book covering the origins and meanings of over 600 Scottish slang words written & illustrated by Scott Simpson A.K.A fatty from Queenzone.

Yes, the final meeting took place today and the book got the go-ahead. It should be in the shops by Christmas and for every copy sold I will personally donate £1 to my local drug dealer. Hopefully by this time next year, I will be working on a sequel or at least be halfway through a 2 year sentence.

fatty.

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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 17:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn, thats gonna be too late. I'm going to Scotland within 2 weeks already, so I guess nobody will be able to understand me now?

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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 17:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I hope you are going to give us details of where us English gentry-type folk can purchase this book south of the border Fatty. As I can assure you and your reader there is no chance of Sir Archie crossing the border even if it is to buy a copy of your book and proclaim 'I knew him when he had no arse in his trousers' (Thanks Flashy).

Oh by the way Congratulations old bean.

Any chance of a dedication?

I don't have to be first on the list ahead of your family but I must go before Dark Mywhatsit.


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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 18:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Is there Scottish slang for 'It's my round'?.....no, didn't think so.


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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 23:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

damn, i want that book!


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Posted: 06 Jul 04, 18:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"GEDAFUCKWIYA" - I get that spat at me a lot whenever I'm unfortunate enough to stray north of the border.

Term of endearment, must be.


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 06 Jul 04, 18:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When I finally get to Edinburgh, I am sure that Fatty & Shanyaks will 'enlighten' me to some choice local sayings about us English.


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Posted: 07 Jul 04, 19:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jings, Mah Paw wuid think tha' buik wa braw.

Yay for fatty :-)


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 11:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I should work on a book of redneck phrases...

Btw...I could've used fatty's book the first time I was in Glasgow...YIKES!

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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 15:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I will definitely buy that book and I want it signed, fatty.


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