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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 20:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What is the weirdest place where you have masturbated? Please share. Also, did you ever get caught?

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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 20:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

On the nipple. It took a hell of a long time but it worked, and the beauty is that even if I had gotten caught, it was only a nipple!

Even easier with a cat! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=17&NEXTID=0&PREVID=18&DISPLAYORDER=20020726000017&CAT=tvads

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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 23:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

in Charles Baer's mothers bedroom....why?


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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 23:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

in Charles Baer's mothers bedroom....why?


"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."



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Posted: 05 Jul 04, 23:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The work masty is a sweet but undeniable pleasure. Cn't thnk of anything more exciting off the top of my head. Not that that's saying much.


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Posted: 07 Jul 04, 19:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

THIS ISN'T ME but I know someone who had a wank through his pocket while in the car with his mum.
Mind you, this person is well known to our group of friends for wanking anywhere and everywhere...


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Posted: 07 Jul 04, 20:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Eeeww


...Erica*



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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 07:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dragonzflame wrote:

THIS ISN'T ME but I know someone who had a wank through his pocket while in the car with his mum.
Mind you, this person is well known to our group of friends for wanking anywhere and everywhere...




What a wanker!!!

Me?? Err, in the cubicle at the swimming baths!!!


Chom own mudder fukker.
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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 07:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In the elevator... I was yound, and so...


An interview? Oh, don't be ridiculous...
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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 09:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hmm, never had sex or masturbated in elevators or the car when my mother was there. I think i'm just boring


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 10:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My honest answer would be on a Trailways bus when I was 14. Under a coat, not openly of course :)

Oh, and I almost got caught three times. Once by mom in my room, but I think I was hidden well-enough sorta behind my dresser. And dad walked in on me twice.. once in my room and once in the living room which was particularly difficult since I had to get meself fastened back up. Fortunately he left the room after awhile so I was able to :)

Hope you're enjoying our stories Professor, you perv! :-P

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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr. Roboto wrote:

My honest answer would be on a Trailways bus when I was 14. Under a coat, not openly of course :)

Oh, and I almost got caught three times. Once by mom in my room, but I think I was hidden well-enough sorta behind my dresser. And dad walked in on me twice.. once in my room and once in the living room which was particularly difficult since I had to get meself fastened back up. Fortunately he left the room after awhile so I was able to :)

Hope you're enjoying our stories Professor, you perv! :-P


Maybe you oughta be a little more careful :$


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 11:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You people are obviously NOT "Master of Your Domain."

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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 11:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm very careful now! My cat is locked out of the room whenever I feel the need.