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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 11:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Letterman’s Top Ten List: “Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball

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(Don't complain to me..it was Letterman's list..) :-D



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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 12:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL, I'd seen that before. You think the real Dubya would get the joke?


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 12:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love letterman, i watched that top 10 list, very hilarious. I'm hoping that bush does not get re-elected, go Kerry!


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 15:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I hate that I cannot watch Letterman anymore since I don't receive AFN anymore.


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 15:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I watch Letterman sometimes, when he has interesting guests on ;) Its on pretty late here in the UK so sometimes i miss it


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 17:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

TheMiracle wrote:

I love letterman, i watched that top 10 list, very hilarious. I'm hoping that bush does not get re-elected, go Kerry!


You're not alone, my friend, but living where I do I don't see much of that sentiment.

I think the only place more conservative than suburban Georgia is deep-southern Georgia.


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 17:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Does Kerry have any redeeming qualities?


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 20:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the only redeeming quality Kerry has is.....
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he married the rich widow of a republican senator from pennsylvania--


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 20:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, from the way I see it, Kerry is concerned for the well-being of the country whereas Bush is concerned for the well-being of his wallet. Besides, John Kerry plays bass guitar - excellent! While it's true that he's not yet a particularly strong candidate on his own, I think a lot of people would rather have an inanimate sock puppet for president than George W. Bush. Me for one. Go sock puppet! I mean, er, go John Kerry!


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 21:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rainmaker750 wrote:

Well, from the way I see it, Kerry is concerned for the well-being of the country whereas Bush is concerned for the well-being of his wallet. Besides, John Kerry plays bass guitar - excellent! While it's true that he's not yet a particularly strong candidate on his own, I think a lot of people would rather have an inanimate sock puppet for president than George W. Bush. Me for one. Go sock puppet! I mean, er, go John Kerry!


My dear, Bush IS an inanimate sock puppet. His ventriloquist is a man by the name of Richard Cheney.


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 22:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I still think Oprah should run for president. Ooh! Or Mel Brooks.


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 22:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I might vote for Mel Brooks ...


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 23:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but I probably will settle for the lesser of evils (incompetence and attachments to special interests) and vote for Bush. At least Bush shows leadership ... and why take a chance on Kerry ruining this nice economic recovery ...


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 23:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Unfortunately, I feel this election will be between the evils of two lessers. However, I can't see why anyone would vote for a man as iresolute as Kerry. I begrudgingly choose Bush simply because Kerry is a weak-kneed Janus.

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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 23:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think it's cool that Kerry is married to the Heinz ketchup heiress. I like ketchup- so I choose Kerry.


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 23:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That statement makes me think you like the smell of gasoline a lot more...

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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 23:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like the evil Nafta inspired ketchup too


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 23:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

NAFTA??? Surely Kerry never supported the evil NAFTA?

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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 23:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

His wife makes ketchup in Mexico now ...


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 23:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And what are french fries without ketchup? (NASTY!)

Heinz makes the best ketchup. Hunt's is just plain gross.

Why do some people say "catsup"?


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