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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 15:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hi Folks, Bri here.

Its been a busy week. Firstly I went to see a partial solar eclipse in Chile, then over to Las Vegas to watch we will rock you. I must have seen the fucking thing about 15,000 times now. Jim Beach makes me travel the world to promote it. I keep telling him I dont want to do it anymore and he say that if I dont go, then he'll do to me what he did to John. Its not fair. Roger can do what he wants though. I think Jim is scared of Roger. When he gets hastle off Jim, he always tells him "Fuck off Jim or you'll end up like Dando".
Roger has connections everywhere. He said he can get Jim off my back, but only if I sign over half my royalties to we will rock you, the song this time, not the fucking musical. But I simply cannot part with that kinda cash. I'm not gonna give in like Freddie did with Bo Rhap.
Right folks, gotta dash now. I have to be in Latvia by 6am to open another fucking rock you show.

See ya.


"We will rock you, simply outstanding." - The Sun



"Great family entertainment". - Daily Mirror



"Fucking shit". - NME
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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 15:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol:)))))))))))) It really wouldn't surprise me at all if sth like this was written by John or Roger... Goodone:))


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brian_May are you the real Brian May because if you are are you doing commentary with Roger on GVH3?


I'm just a musical prostitute my dear!

FREDDIE MERCURY 1984
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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 16:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!!!!


Queenrocks, c'mon...


An interview? Oh, don't be ridiculous...
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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 16:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have a hard time believing it when people claim to be celebrities online.


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 16:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Brian_May are you the real Brian May because if you are are you doing commentary with Roger on GVH3? "

Ofcourse it's the real Brian, he just said Brian here


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 17:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO @ Fried Chicken!!!


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 17:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nice to meet you, Brian. This is Jesus Christ speaking. No, wait, even better - this is God speaking. I am BEGGING you - please, for my sanity, do not allow any more songs to be used in bad advertisements. The Queenzoners keep demanding to know why I allowed it. Are you under the influence of Satan?


God wants you to send me some money.



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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 17:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"This is Jesus Christ speaking. No, wait, even better - this is God speaking"

Who?


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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 18:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brian, i only have one petition

admit you use a wig


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 19:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A question:
Brian, is it true you're two stone overweight?
*snicker*

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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 21:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FriedChicken wrote:

"This is Jesus Christ speaking. No, wait, even better - this is God speaking"

Who?


Mandy to you.


God wants you to send me some money.



"Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 21:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think this would be a good time to mention that I am actually Joe Satriani in drag. Oh, and I just looked out my window - apparently Elvis just crashed a UFO into the Lochness Monster. Thought you might want to know.


I think this calls for a little "Bohemian Rhapsody", gentlemen.
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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 21:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Poor Elvis.. And here I thought he died fighting that mummy...


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 08 Jul 04, 22:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

geeksandgeeks wrote:

FriedChicken wrote:

"This is Jesus Christ speaking. No, wait, even better - this is God speaking"

Who?


Mandy to you.


I was just randomly reminded of a very funny incident that I think only my friends would find funny. But- I'm in a very chatty mood, so I'll tell it. Okay, one day during lunch, one of my friends was looking at this very large girl. She turned around and said, "Yeah, I know I'm beautiful." My friend retorted, "If you're beautiful, then I'm God." Sorry- IT WAS REALLY FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED. This guy is convinced he's Jesus though. Although I'm not sure Jesus would get in a fist fight with his friend cause his friend got the lead in the play (some of my friends are theater geeks).


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Posted: 09 Jul 04, 03:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Pikachu pikachu pika pika pikachu pipipikachu pikachu pikachu pipip pika pika.

It's now not a secret anymore who I really am "


Dark Myuutwo?


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Posted: 09 Jul 04, 07:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brian May, Go Away, Come back again another day.


Chom own mudder fukker.
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Posted: 09 Jul 04, 13:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL @BMW!

First off do YOU REALLY THINK that he'd be careless enough to use his REAL name as an acronym. PLEASE!

BTW Brian, (even it isn't you, honey) Clapton blows you away! But of course you know that, dear!

I saw him live last weekend here in Mass. He tore it up! Great band great man and great sound! Long live Slow Hand!

And of course The Guv'nor as well!

LOL!

BM better learn to laugh or else he'll make all of us cry!

Kriz ;o* (to BHM)

;o** to all the Queen Fans (especially FM fans)


Long Live Queen!!!
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Posted: 09 Jul 04, 14:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love when people don't get the jokes.


An interview? Oh, don't be ridiculous...
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Posted: 09 Jul 04, 16:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hi Folks, Bri again.
Just popping in from my trip to Latvia to promote We will rock you the musical.
I managed to get some time with my telescope today. Stood outside in the cold for hours and saw fuck all until I saw a neighbours bathroom light come on so I pointed my telescope at the window and saw Mrs Dawson from number 75 half naked as she climbed out of her bath. It gave me a right wonkey donkey I tell you.
I took some pics and made them into stereo images. I'll flog them on ebay for a couple of quid.
Oh, that reminds me, If anyones got any victorian stereo images they dont need then I'll be more than happy to receive them. Particularly if they are of a pornographic nature. I must have the largest collection of victorian stereographic porn in the world.

Laters.
Love Bri.

XX


"We will rock you, simply outstanding." - The Sun



"Great family entertainment". - Daily Mirror



"Fucking shit". - NME