So that I can do the following.
Walk into school.
Walk up to people I barely know and say,
"I HAVE JOHN LENNON GLASSES AND YOU DON'T!"
Or, if all else fails, lie. "John Lennon himself gave me these. We were like this *holds up fingers*."
P.S. Wow, I just noticed in the form it says "Messsage:"
"Brian May, Freddie will."