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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 09:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Priest, Nun Convicted After 'Sex Act' in Car

BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - A Malawian court convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct Thursday after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows.

The Malawian priest, 43, and the 26-year-old nun from neighboring Zambia spent the night in police cells after being caught in the act Wednesday, police said.

A court in the capital Lilongwe handed down suspended jail sentences of six months with hard labor after the pair pleaded guilty to charges of idleness and disorderly conduct.

"These people were caught in a sex act," Assistant Superintendent Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.

Officials in the Roman Catholic Church, whose priests are barred from sex or marriage, declined to comment.

Passers by alerted police at Lilongwe International Airport after the parked Toyota Corolla, which had tinted windows, began shaking in what police described as "a funny manner."



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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 11:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Some of those quotes are REALLY funny.


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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 11:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heh heh.


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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 12:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

surprises me that the people didn't hear the woman shout "God I'm coming!".


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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 12:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 15:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This story better than hearing about another catholic priest abusing young children at least...


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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 15:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This story reminds me of Meat Loaf's song "Paradise By The Dashboard".

What's it gonna be boy? YES OR NO?


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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 16:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wow. Interesting. :D


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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 17:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They're gonna burn.


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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 18:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Give them a break, they're just horny


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Posted: 03 Aug 04, 19:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Six months hard labor? Does the punishment fit the crime? But on a lighter note:

I suppose it does ... something was "hard" and "labor" could result nine months later because of it.


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Posted: 04 Aug 04, 11:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

This story reminds me of Meat Loaf's song "Paradise By The Dashboard".

What's it gonna be boy? YES OR NO?


Let me sleep on it!


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Posted: 04 Aug 04, 21:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, wouldn't it have been interesting if they got a year, and she got knocked up...?? Would the final three months of her sentence be deferred?


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Posted: 05 Aug 04, 11:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Funny Geeks I am listening to that right now! LOL!

Laughing @ Rien, you devil!

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Posted: 05 Aug 04, 17:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OMG Rien, I cannot believe you said that...shame on you.......*LOL*


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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 03:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

what would be really funny if she got preagnent , that would be freaking hilarious.



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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 03:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey Breanna, I have a question: What is your nationality/heritage?

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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 08:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just proves that the Cathilic Church isn't perfect!


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Posted: 07 Aug 04, 00:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

bolan wrote:

Just proves that the Cathilic Church isn't perfect!


"I would call that a severe understatement."

Thank you, Mr Quinn. You saved me a bit of work there. :)


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