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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 11:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

George Bush has added another verbal gaffe to his long list of blunders.

The US President said: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."


- Brilliant stuff!

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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 12:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, this was featured on Letterman last night and I made a sound file.. it's unedited.. he actually said it this way.. I couldn't stop laughing.

http://members.cox.net/breakfree/bush_on_enemies.mp3

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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 12:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

DF: thanks for that!

- Sorry but your President is a twat!

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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 12:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO, I wish I'd heard that!


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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 13:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

how big is the grave he is digging himself getting lol


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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 14:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and that man is in charge of your country??


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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 14:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

jasen101 wrote:

and that man is in charge of your country??


Yes, sadly.

Bush might seem an idiot, but he's not as dumb as the people who will vote for him on the next election.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 14:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah and I think this is one of his best moments since choking on a pretzel, falling and hitting his head.. though that may explain some things.

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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 14:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In this one instance I think you could blame the speech writer as well. I know Bush should read his speechs before he stumbles through them but by his own admission he doesn't read much. I wonder was some disgruntled employee taking the piss.


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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 14:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ps if you're not disgruntled, are you gruntled? :)


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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 14:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If he gets relected I'm moving to Canada!


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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 14:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And this is our President. Great. I hope he doesn't get re-elected...


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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 15:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Holly2003 wrote:

ps if you're not disgruntled, are you gruntled? :)


It's funny you'd mention that. I just noticed recently that gruntled has become a word, no doubt based on so many people asking a similar question :)

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=gruntled&x=15&y=14

One entry found for gruntle.


Main Entry: grun·tle
Pronunciation: 'gr&n-t&l
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): grun·tled; grun·tling /'gr&nt-li[ng], 'gr&n-t&l-i[ng]/
Etymology: back-formation from disgruntle
: to put in a good humor <were gruntled with a good meal and good conversation -- W. P. Webb>
---

Notice how it says "back-formation from disgruntle", so disgruntle came first :)



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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 15:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My grandparents have this awesome book called "Bushisms," which is basically just a collection of stupid things he's said. These are my favorites:

"They misunderestimated me."

"One of the great things about booksis sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

Bush: "I talked to my little brother, Jeb-- I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governer or- I shouldn't call him my little brother- my brother, Jeb, the great governer of Texas.
Jim Lehrer: "Florida."
Bush: "Florida. The state of the Florida."


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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 16:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here are a couple of my favourite Bushisms:

The French don't have a word for 'Entrepreneur'

"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning."

"They misunderestimated me"

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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 16:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tony Blair unlike his best mate Bush, rarely messes up in public. But this was a good 'un:

Following the announcement of the Good Friday Peace Accord, which may hopefully bring Northern Ireland's troubles to an end; Tony Blair said:

"This isn't a time for sound-bites, but, I feel the hand of history is on our shoulders"



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Posted: 06 Aug 04, 16:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Brits don't need Tony Blair to come up with silly quotes, they already have Kevin Keegan.


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Posted: 07 Aug 04, 00:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Holly2003 wrote:

In this one instance I think you could blame the speech writer as well. I know Bush should read his speechs before he stumbles through them but by his own admission he doesn't read much. I wonder was some disgruntled employee taking the piss.


Or better than that, he could come up with his own words to say, like in Canadian politics... nah!

If there was a leaders debate for Kerry and Bush, I'd pay a hundred bucks to see that on Pay Per View. But of course, that'd never happen, and we all know why.

And I just thought I'd note, it's funny how none of our Republican chums have posted in this topic yet.


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