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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 08:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's another angle on the "coming of age" discussion, for those of us of a certain generation. I don't think I've posted this before, but at my age my memory's not so good ... ;)

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60s, 70s and 80s probably shouldn't have survived because:-

Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed or licked.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.
When we rode our bikes we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent spokey-dokeys on the wheels.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or airbags and riding in the passenger seat was a treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.
We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy pop with sugar in it but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
We shared one drink with our friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died.
We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top-speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.
After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark.
No one was able to reach us and no one minded. We didn't have Playstations or Xboxes.
We didn't have 99 channels on TV, no video movies, surround-sound, DVD, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no internet chatrooms.
We had friends, we went outside and found them.
We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt.
We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no lawsuits.
We had full-on fist-fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.
We played knock-and-run and were actually afraid of being caught.
We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just around the corner.
We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. We rode bikes in packs and wore our coats only by the hood.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of; they actually sided with the law.
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem-solvers and inventors ever.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

We have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good. For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to read about us. The majority of students in universities today were born in 1983 - they are called youth. They have never heard of "We are the world, we are the children", and the "Uptown Girl" they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley or Bananarama. For them, there has only ever been one Germany and one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born. CDs have existed since they were born. Michael Jackson has always been white.

To them, John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be the God of dance. They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year. They can never imagine life before computers. They'll never have pretended to be The A-Team, the Red Hand Gang or the Famous Five. They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You? They can't believe black and white TV ever existed and don't even know how to switch on a TV without the remote control. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.




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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 08:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now, let's check if we're getting old ...

1. You understand what's been written and smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually till the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see very young children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers on mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, and talk about the good old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.

Yes, you're getting older!!!


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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 08:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thanks for ruining my day, dear! ;-)))



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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 09:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn teenagers and their mobile phones...and their talking and conversation and mobile interaction...And...hold on, I have to take this call...


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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 11:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Those were the good ole days Mrs. Taylor, werent they?


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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 16:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hehe! Love it. :)


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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 16:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<<<The majority of students in universities today were born in 1983 - they are called youth. They have never heard of "We are the world, we are the children", and the "Uptown Girl" they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel.>>>

I resent that. But, I'm not your average 'youth'. ;p

Also, Who is Westlife?


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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 16:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Most of those things are incorrect or misleading, albeit it was well worth the read, I must say indeed.


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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 16:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Danatan wrote:



Also, Who is Westlife?


Some Brit boy band that wasn't well known in America. Boyzone wasn't well known either. And let's not get started with 5ive.

Funny thing is that a lot of Americans who heard "Back For Good" remember the song for being a big hit, but can't remember that the song was peformed by 'Take That'.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 10 Aug 04, 16:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote




[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 11 Aug 04, 10:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You're wasting your time on here my dear, most of the kids on here 'aint reached puberty yet, the others don't know what puberty is, which is surprising really, seeing as most of them talk like pricks, cunts and assholes.


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Posted: 11 Aug 04, 15:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I feel very old. Spokey dokies, I had loads of them. I used to go out 8am - 8pm in the holidays. Folks never saw me. Great post.


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Posted: 11 Aug 04, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Harvey Goldsmith wrote:

You're wasting your time on here my dear, most of the kids on here 'aint reached puberty yet, the others don't know what puberty is, which is surprising really, seeing as most of them talk like pricks, cunts and assholes.


I beg to disagree. Firstly, this thread was not directed to any of the kids on here. Secondly, most, if not all, have reached puberty. Thirdly, extensive education gives them a firm understanding of puberty from a young age. Fourthly, talking like "pricks, cunts and assholes" would not entail possessing a knowledge of the definition of the word "puberty". Fifthly, they provide many of the more intelligent and distinguished posts on this board.


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Posted: 13 Aug 04, 00:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Er...I'm under 25 but I can relate to almost all of that.


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Posted: 13 Aug 04, 10:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am 14 and am very educated about pop culture and entertainment of the past, and history as well. Don't assume too much, my friends.


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