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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 13:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wildlife Officials Find Black Bear Passed Out Drunk
Bear Drank Rainier, But Not Busch

POSTED: 8:02 am EDT August 19, 2004

BAKER LAKE, Wash. -- When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of the Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby -- dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.

The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch beer, but ignored the rest. Agents estimate the bear drank about 36 cans of Rainier.

A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.

Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual -- doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.


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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 13:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, wow. Somebody needs to send that bear to AA. :D


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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 14:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The bear wanted to let loose!


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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn, i thought it said Baer


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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! A bear with a beer!

Now that's funny!


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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mmmmmmmm beer. begins to drool.


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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 16:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't like just regular bears. But I definately like BEER BEARS! Yup. Bears who drink beer are definately ok by me. YOU ROCK BEER BEAR! Woohoo!


Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!"

Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!"

Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"

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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 16:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't like just regular bears. But I definately like BEER BEARS! Yup. Bears who drink beer are definately ok by me. YOU ROCK BEER BEAR! Woohoo!


Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!"

Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!"

Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"

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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 16:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

doh! it posted me twice (instead of once). Now I look like an idiot.


Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!"

Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!"

Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"

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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 19:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You do not look like an idiot!! You look.......very nice!

:)


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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 19:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

bonus.


Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!"

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Posted: 19 Aug 04, 21:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

BO nus


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Posted: 20 Aug 04, 01:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This Rainer beer must be some good stuff...LOL

Has anybody ever had or even seen, for that matter, Rainer beer???

I can't say I've ever seen any in the Cincinnati area

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Posted: 20 Aug 04, 14:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I live near Cincinnati and I've never seen it, nor have I looked for it. But I've heard of it.


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Posted: 20 Aug 04, 16:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol


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Posted: 20 Aug 04, 17:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love drunken bears... Drunken bears who drive cars!!!


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Posted: 20 Aug 04, 17:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol ft. thomas


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Posted: 21 Aug 04, 21:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Puppet Dangelus wrote:

I love drunken bears... Drunken bears who drive cars!!!

LMFAO!


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