Now then Banquo you old fruitloop
Sunday 29th August Mercury appearing live at the Morecambe Arena.
You're invited to spend the night at Flash Towers, in the storm damaged North Tower, after witnessing the amazing Mercury 'concert' with guest appearances from Flashman and my goodself (complete with BM wig). There will be plenty of booze, birds (if you bring them) and the obligatory punch up or two. Bank Holiday the day after so no excuses however this offer will be rescinded when Flashman discovers this message tomorrow unless he's still half cut.
Look forward to meeting your goodself (and birds) on Sunday where we will have a hearty laugh and a bit of a wrestle no doubt.
PS This invitation is open to any bugger as long as they can vouch they are not a nobhead.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".
Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".