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Posted: 27 Aug 04, 23:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just to let everyone know Music Man is hung like a minature hobbit, with brains to match.


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Posted: 27 Aug 04, 23:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't think I want to know how you got your proof...


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Posted: 28 Aug 04, 00:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He emailed me a picture of it.


Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!"

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Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"

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Posted: 28 Aug 04, 03:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you sure you weren't looking in the mirror?


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Posted: 28 Aug 04, 03:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yeah...good one. Mirror come back.

Judging by your picture you look like you've got one too.


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Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"

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Posted: 28 Aug 04, 03:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

do the world a favour and shave your facial hair you ugly cow.


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Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"

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Posted: 28 Aug 04, 12:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...how old are you, jasen101, ten?


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Posted: 28 Aug 04, 21:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yeah im ten ....ten inches. ha!


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Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"

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Posted: 28 Aug 04, 23:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jasen:

Go away.

Thanks.


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Posted: 29 Aug 04, 07:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Got ten brain cells too, by the looks of things.


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Posted: 29 Aug 04, 09:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ugh, I hate it when I take a picture of the meat hammer accidentally.




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Posted: 29 Aug 04, 14:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

jasen101 wrote:

Just to let everyone know Music Man is hung like a minature hobbit, with brains to match.


One inch, eh? Maybe proportionally to a minature[sic] Hobbit.

Anyway, if you even think at any point in your miserable life that you could even come close to matching one half of the intelligence that I have, then you seriously need to consider a reality check. You couldn't possibly imagine the degradation I have to endure to even compare myself to a degenerate half-wit like yourself.

P.S. "One half" was an exaggeration - an exaggeration of Brobdingnagian proportions.


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Posted: 30 Aug 04, 01:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh that's right Music Man...you're a VERY intelligent person. hahahahahahah ha

Bitch please! Like I give a shit about who the hell you are or how smart you are.

I just like Queen. That's the only reason why I even come here...apparently you do to. To tell you the truth most Queen fans freak me out because they're a bunch of fucking geeks with no life and rest of them are teenagers. nuff said. But I don't really care...This is a noticeboard...i don't give a shite about what people say or do on here...it's all light entertainment with a whole lot of bullshit thrown into the mix.

If you're gonna take it seriously as you have, you aren't as smart as you think.


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Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!"

Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"

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Posted: 30 Aug 04, 05:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jasen, darling...?!

Are you doing all right?

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Posted: 30 Aug 04, 13:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

jasen101 wrote:

oh that's right Music Man...you're a VERY intelligent person. hahahahahahah ha

Bitch please! Like I give a shit about who the hell you are or how smart you are.

I just like Queen. That's the only reason why I even come here...apparently you do to. To tell you the truth most Queen fans freak me out because they're a bunch of fucking geeks with no life and rest of them are teenagers. nuff said. But I don't really care...This is a noticeboard...i don't give a shite about what people say or do on here...it's all light entertainment with a whole lot of bullshit thrown into the mix.

If you're gonna take it seriously as you have, you aren't as smart as you think.


Oh yes, I take you all too seriously, I swear...looks like you are the only geek with no life here. I would love to continue this battle of wits, but I see now that you have come unarmed.

Pay homage to your betters, infidel. A loser in real life is still a loser on the internet, which you have clearly proven.


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Posted: 30 Aug 04, 14:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*tut tut* you two still at it?
lol

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Posted: 30 Aug 04, 15:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, this is more fun than playing internet backgammon. Not that I know how to play backgammon, I'm just saying...


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Posted: 30 Aug 04, 16:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd have to agree, lol, get's all the tension off ;)